Hmm…. Hi guys
I told your on my first post (introductory post) that am a comedian I love to make people laugh. Why not laugh is just a little joke to put a smile to everyone’s face. I think you all have to listen to my jokes because it’s all funny.
Yesterday morning was a good one for me and have been enjoying it bonfire I saw a message on my phone sent by my social network (MTN) saying:
“ it has come to our notice that since you’ve buy our SIM card you do not recharge on it please kindly return back our sim and collect your money”. That’s not all
One of my neighbors nephew just arrived in Nigeria from England. He was playing his Video game about 9pm when Nepa took the light. The boy just shouted “mum help, am blind, am blind” in my mind I said, see you. You never see anything yet, by the time the generator is on you will be deaf. I just have to laugh because I can’t keep that. On the other hand
A man is asking his son
Dad:when I beat you how do you control your anger
Son: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.
I really don’t have to tell you what will happen to the boy because you already know.
I don’t know maybe you keep noticing that after scratching your anus, satan will now come and say smell your finger my child.
This is for married men, if you ever want to unlock your wife phone either pattern or password just buy biscuits and sweets for your last born. Then thank me later.
When you think your boyfriend doesn’t know math, just tell him you are pregnant and you will see how good he is. Well there are still more funny words to hear from me. If you find this funny and interesting you can drop your comments.
I really have to say thank you to my referral @dywane16. Thank you very much once again and Marvinx
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