Fascinating and well rounded article. The title was clever actually (and I'm not sure if was intentional for humour's sake - a little clickbaity) and I'm glad I stopped by to read it through.
I've been an extremely active Facebook and social media butterfly for years (since 2008). My partner @ZakLudick just recently got me started on the Hive blockchain and I'm thoroughly enjoying engaging in the communities and posting my own content.
Also it feels like less of a black hole than Facebook. I do still use Facebook to keep up with friends and family and for my daily dose of memes, but I'll be posting my more meaningful content here from now on.
Perhaps once you are comfortable here, you can mention Hive to a few of your FB friends. It all starts with one person telling another....