OK, I did promised myself never to spit another shit about movies, but just somehow, I manage to be my same old self one more time. So hehe, here I am.
If I didn't already have the full film of my entire shitty life replaying daily, I would just award this shit of a film the shittiest shit my butt hole has never seen, and I've been down there.
OH look, here I am trying to be funny right? You should probably grab yourself some French fries, a ketchup, get your girlfriend over, put on your damn screen and watch "Dying To Get Wet"
For Starters, sorry about the header image, it has nothing to do with this wasted day of mine that am trynna tell you all about. I just found it laying around and it seem really shitty, so hell yeah, I thought why not use it? I mean I own my blog though.
But just imagine being in such situation, like how the heck are you gonna kiss her good and not let her hair get wet, but actually get her wet?
Fuck right?
To Be Clear,
This is a not so great movie to watch.
Hang on, let me get a few shots over, since this movie seems not so popular, so couldn't find any internet photos, so that proves how shitty it really is...
I am not quite sure what whoever the fuck created this movie was thinking, but am quite sure that the directors and camera men were super good and quite good handling oppression.
Just maybe this movie really wasn't put out there to teach any specific lesson because, it's basically just about teens partying at the beach and then boom a bunch of deadly baby fishes begins to eat them all up.
OK this was irritating, but trust me when I say there are worst scenes. You know I really do feel to applaud the markers of this movie because the film tricks are top notch, I mean everything looks so real, like fuck it Americans are crazy at these shits. Also, to add to the perfection of this movie edit, which I feel the only moral here is "as a teenager don't go partying at the beach"
Yea it's dumb to think of it, but nevertheless, don't go watching this movie if your eyes can't behold phonography because this shit is basically a "low key" phonographic film.
That's where it got its stupid "dying to get wet" name from after all.
So with all due shitty respect,
You can't get much more unfiltered than this. It reminds me of that film about piranhas where one swims up the chick and does some damage from the inside. Pretty bold filmmaking but not a lot in terms of substance, most films about water, sharks, crocodiles, enter any aquatic creature here, are like that.
I tried to watch one the other week called Below the Lake or something close to that, where a group of teens were stranded on a row boat in the middle of a lake (yes, a fucking lake), and they were hassled by a big funky-ass looking fish (yes, a fucking fish). Probably the worst film I've ever struggled through up till the third act, purely out of curiosity for how these idiots are actually going to get to the shore which appeared to be less than 30metres away.
Hahahaha, curiosity killed the cat right?.
I guess that's just what keeps us hanging till the very end, just so we can get to whatever the fuck is gonna be it's end story.
To be my absolute honest and shitty self, I'd say I stocked around this one because it was both horrific and phonographic, literally...
And now that you mentioned it, I do tend to realize all movies played in River scenes end up telling no shit, and it's fucked up am just realizing. Mann, from now I'll be more careful choosing films to waste my day on...
I turn off films once I've seen the start of the third act very often, lol. It's kind of like "yeah, I know what's going to happen and I'm not losing another 30 more minutes of my time".
Hahaha, I can only do that if I wasn't interested from the start, but else that, am like glued to the seats till the end meets me and I realize half my day is gone...
The movie sounds like a waste of time..lol..thanks for the review...@espandorr