Any one that admits to liking either of those items (ironically labelled as food stuffs), is either incredibly drunk/high, or has no penis - this is a scientific fact confirmed by the by the IPCC (so it must be true).
Note:
Lemonade that's created by being given lemons off idiots, is known to taste 327% times better than any other kind of lemonade on the market...This is also a scientific fact.
...if only they's used Doritos to support the tracks, everything would've been fine..