Every male has an extra 3 inches inside waiting to be snipped into the showroom. actually 2 of those three can be extended out. yes I said snipped, surgery is required. Anything else that says they can extend your penis is lying and manipulative. just to drug up your kidneys to hell. good luck with that though.
Also from my understanding from talking to women is that get more pleasure from their slim salad fingers so who needs a penis to do that anyways? penis can't feed them, cant cater to their real needs, cant give hugs can't etc. etc etc.
Its ok though. There's only the one Dick that can tell a joke.