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Suggestion open, what would you add on this gentleman?

Armpit hair, for one.
A bath.
Maybe a nice scrub with a little steel wool and Brasso. (Do you have Brasso there or is that just an American thing?)
A table he can set the jug on before he gets a cramp.

We have Brasso cousin, ok you do the job, we will come back when it's outfit time. :D

Ok. I just don't want to Brasso his, UM.

Job is job :D

I QUIT.

Who's gonna bath him now?😩