Are you a poet, I really like the grammar of what you are writing today.
Aaaaa I'm one of those clumsy humans, my current tooth broke because I tripped over a rock when I was in junior high school, it's been a long time.
The more I read down, it seemed as if I was writing about myself, who had experienced an incident where my nails had to be removed, but the nails have grown now, but my teeth are still broken.
"I keep asking people f they touch or poke the fungus they find" - Ummmmm, sometimes I poke the mushroom but sometimes I also let it, depending on where it is, if it is in the dark, then I poked him.
Ouch! I do not envy you that broken tooth.
Most of he times I forget to poke them:p
I even brought a tablespoon from home to poke it :D