Merry Dickmas..

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Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where @party-trout and I are sitting around getting high... I'm smoking a joint hes smoking some pre-packed live resin thing-y.... It's called Packs... they're pretty pricey.. Honestly I can't believe he bought it.. he's so tight with money if he sits on a dime then gets up there only a nickel there.. fucking tight ass..

Anyway, as usual.. no prep work, no script and no editing... 100% authentic BS..


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Oh my fucking god……🤣🤣🤣

That's the reaction I was going for..

Haha! Dickmas pr3esent wrap would be pretty damn funny.

Looks like fun having the gypsy Trout blow through town and hang out a while.

How many wife points will I lose if I wrapped her presents in it..

You seem to have a wild wifepoint© valuing system that would keep me sleeping on the couch. So, I calculate that any you would lose would be immediately earned back by the fact you did something special for a holiday you hate. So, probably a wash so I would go for it*.

(*Not marital advice DYOR!)

I already did all this... including presents for her adult children.. That's almost enough wifepoints to fuck her sister..

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That is hilarious wrapping paper she had made! You both look pretty high, that Packs thing was deliver a nice punch! Enjoy the wee!

Yeah it does hit very hard

Charles Dickens would approve...

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