Springtime?

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Good morning, y'all and welcome to today's show where I am smoking out on the back porch. The leaves are starting to bud... The temperatures are rising... the Masters are playing...I think I can officially say springtime is in the air.. so I moved the show to the back porch.. of course it took some cleaning but..

Now I gotta get back to catching this clown at Candy Crush..

Peace

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Ah great to see outdoor smoking weather return. I think I may have missed what the candy crush push is so I will have to catch up. If you are battling some obsessed Korean, you may not wanna pound your body and brain to that level.

Driving range huh? Normally about this time we are considering hitting the range to knock a whole winter of rust off our swing and feel old as fuck. Indoor golf is a game changer for that as we usually have time for a virtual driving range before the round, then a swing for the fences smashfest afterward.

Fore!

!LUV seeing spring.

Good luck with the challenge. I have competed in a few 24 hour endurance test. Be careful. It's a #TooFuckeh trip where you may not leave the farm. !LOLZ End up with a keyboard imprint of your forehead. That reminds me of a fella in the 70s that came to school with hot knives imprinted on his cheeks.

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!PIZZA

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
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Moon is coming

Not here yet, woke up to an inch of fucking snow. They never said anything about it…..