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RE: Driving 4 hours for some Photos - Wolfsschlucht | Wolfs Gorge

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Oh wow, I wouldn't mind if a bear hates me as long as I can sleep without fear in the woods 😁

Now I am worried, but not so much about the additional gas in the atmosphere because the stinky gas will keep bad aliens away from our earth, but because of the clima activists: they will glue themselves to our backs that we can't fart anymore 🤣 !LOLZ


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Ha! The word will spread and even the spiders will get to hear about it. Somebody poisonous will be asked to get you out of the woods and so, it's best for you not to sleep in woods. Ever! 😮

No, no, no, I think that you know that some bottles are capped with corks. So, don't be surprised if you see persons with cork stoppers in their backsides, as it will be fitted with Super Glue and people will have bloated stomachs because they cannot get the air out. Their ears will also be very red 😁 !LOLZ

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Oh, I love the woods, and if the poisonous person catches me I would want that they scatter my ashes in a forest, so that I can fertilise many young trees 😁

I think our neighbor has already a cork glued in because her stomach is huuuuge and I think she'll soon burst 🤣 !LOLZ


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No need to even consider it, as nothing poisonous will dare to bite a mountain goat, so you are safe my friend 🙏 !LOLZ

Oops! Once that cork pops out, she will take off like a helium gas filled balloon 🤣🤣🤣

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The mountain goat will bite back anyway, and because goats eat anything the bite might be even more poisonous 😂 !LOLZ

Hope she will point the bottom down to go upwards because otherwise she might crash into our house and destroy it 🤣

Wishing you to guys an awesome Sunday 🤗🌞


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Oh yeah, I forgot, mountain goats don't brush their teeth so you must be careful who you smile at or else they will faint 😁 !LOLZ

I had to ask forgiveness for my guilty laugh here, as we are talking about a human being, but you are very funny Hannes 🤣

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Haha, this must be the reason why people change to the sidewalk on the other side when they see (smell) me walking towards them 🤣 !LOLZ

Hihi, I will not tell her and so you are forgiven 😉


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"Achtung", or something similar must be in their minds when that smell enters their nostrils 😜 !LOLZ

Oh, thank you so much, as now I can sleep in peace 🤣

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