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I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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No, strictly according to the recipe :)
!PIZZA
!WINE
!lolz

So there's no !WATER and !BREAD possible? Only !PIZZA and !WINE ? 😉 !LOLZ

Hotel receptionists are creepy.
They spend all day checking people out.

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So far, I don't see it :)
!WINE
!PIZZA
!LUV

Maybe someone will add it one day, but till then we have !PIZZA and !WINE 😁 !LOLZ

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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Very limited menu :)
!WINE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

But !PIZZA and !WINE are delicious 😋 !LOLZ

Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

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For an amateur :)
!WINE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

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Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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