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I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.

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@roninrelax, I sent you an on behalf of @johannpiber

OK
!WINE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

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$LOLZ

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Short reply:
!WINE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ 😂

Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

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$LOLZ

(5/10)
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Brevity is the mother of talent :)
!WINE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.

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Haha, so let's quickly have a !BEER and a !PIZZA with a !LOLZ 😁

Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.

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$LOLZ

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ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@roninrelax, I sent you an on behalf of @johannpiber

I'm not sure that your menu works the way the chef would like, beer does not go well with other dishes, at least at the bot :)
!WINE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

I think I don't have any wine left, so there might only be some !BEER for dinner tonight 🍻

I will have beer only in an hour, therefore, do not be offended, I give what is available :)
!WINE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ


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