Strange post... Beware, you may not like everything.
Sometimes sentences are said in such a way that they are imprinted in the head for a long time. Now there was such a case. I was sitting at work, and something inspired me to thoughts that demanded to be immediately written down on paper, otherwise they threatened that they would go out of my head and then it would take me a lot of time and effort to put them together and put the puzzle together. And so I began to write, word by word, as I was distracted by a phrase, I quote: "Please sell me a painful death".... How do you like that?
Literally for a second I had a stupor and a vacuum, after which my lips stretched out on their own into a wide-flared smile. Yes, I could hardly contain myself, so as not to laugh, you know, with such a terrible offscreen laugh in the style of Darth Vader.
Naturally, I fulfilled the person's desire and sold him two packs of cigarettes with the inscription "Pakutnitskaya tornado".
And then the man left. And I was left to sit with this smile. For some reason, I felt like some kind of alchemist, to whom come those who have already decided what kind of death they want to die and I give them this opportunity. What do you say, you want lung cancer - here you are, what, what? Heart attack, here are two for you, I can offer you another stroke, no, you don’t want to, but how do you like blindness? Will it go? And what kind of neoplasm is better? Yes? Well, well, any whim as they say. Such a la salesman of death.
A little bit of black humor, we don't hold another...
Don't you think this is funny?
Immediately I remembered the conversations of some about karma. Well ... well ... This is everyone's choice, I'll tell you.
Do not be surprised at my reaction to those who do not know me.
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