Here I am, your meme dealer, ready to inject some much-needed humor into your soul. These memes are like a mental vacation—no packing, no flights, just pure, unfiltered laughter.
Bon Appétit, but my wallet says' no mercy
There you are, enjoying your meal, feeling like royalty, until the bill arrives with that sneaky 10% service charge. Suddenly, your wallet feels lighter, and your soul heavier. The waiter, with a grin that screams, “I just funded my vacation with your dessert money,” watches you crumble. You can almost hear the cha-ching in their head as they mentally calculate their tip.
The irony? They’ve been circling your table like vultures since you sat down, refilling your water with the precision of a ninja, only to strike at the end. You’re left wondering if the “service” was really just them perfecting their stare of doom while you chewed.
Bon appétit, indeed! 😀
My post: a work of art. Comments: A Cemetery of Bots
You spend hours elaborating the perfect post, filling with your heart, soul, and probably too many emojis into it. You hit "post" with the confidence of a viral sensation, already imagining the flood of upvotes and comments praising your genius.
But reality hits harder than a Monday morning. 😀
The only comment? "Great post! Check out my profile for more!" from thegossiper69. Or worse, a bot named CryptoKing2023 offering you "life-changing opportunities."
Your masterpiece, buried under the algorithmic abyss, gets less attention than a cat video filmed in the dark. You sit there, staring at your screen, wondering if your creativity is cursed or if the internet just hates love.
Meanwhile, your post is now a digital ghost town, haunted by bots and your shattered dreams ☠️.
Sunday: the day the clock is your worst enemy
Sunday evening hits, and suddenly you’re hit with the existential dread of a weekend slipping away faster than Wi-Fi during a storm.
You stare at the clock, watching the hours evaporate like your will to live.
The Monday alarm looms like a villain in a horror movie, and your bed feels like a crime scene you’ll soon have to abandon.
You try to squeeze every last drop of joy from the remaining hours, but Netflix asks, “Are you still watching?” like it’s mocking your life choices 😀.
The weekend? Gone. Your soul? Crushed. 😧
The only thing left is the cold, hard truth: tomorrow, you’ll be back to adulting, pretending to care about emails and meetings. Sunday nights are just Mondays in disguise, and you’re the unwilling star of this tragic comedy.
Looking for the perfect empanada
You step into the food fair, and it’s like entering the culinary version of the Hunger Games.
Hundreds of stalls, each screaming, “Pick me!” with their sizzling aromas and colorful signs.
But you’re on a mission: the perfect empanada. 🌮
Not just any empanada—it must be garlicky, dripping with guasacaca, big enough to feed a small village, and cheap enough to make your wallet smile.
The host greets you like you’re royalty, presenting a dizzying array of options. Suddenly, you’re paralyzed.
Do you go for the cheesy one? The meaty one? The one that looks like it could double as a pillow? The pressure mounts as your stomach growls louder than your indecision.
The clock is ticking, and the empanada of your dreams feels further away than Monday feels on Friday ☹️.
When you change your salary for a medieval world
(and your wallet cries)😂
After a grueling month of endless work, overtime, and surviving on coffee and sheer willpower, payday finally arrives.💸
You stare at your paycheck like it’s the Holy Grail, dreaming of Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. Sure, buying it will leave you broke, but who needs groceries when you can feast on medieval adventures? You’ll be living off instant noodles, but hey, at least your virtual character will have a full plate of roasted boar.
The irony? You’ll be broke in the real world while slaying bandits and building castles in the game. 🎮
Priorities, right? Your bank account will cry, but your inner gamer will rejoice.
After all, what’s adulthood without poor financial decisions and a killer gaming library?
And this has been my contribution of memes for this creative Sunday.
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Hehe very hilarious compilation,
The Post MEME AND THE MONDAY MEMES IS SO RELATABLE,
DAMNIT TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN
deyymmmm! another monday!, someone help us bro!!! HAHAHAHA
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STOP¡Ja,ja,ja! ¡Están muy buenos esos memes! !PIZZA !BBH !HUESO !DIY
Gracias cpollo! =D, no los hago muy seguido, pero de vez en cuando me nace un domingo memero para relajar la panza
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