There are times i wish i have the power to disappear and reappear anywhere i want in this world, i am not even talking about disappearing to other countries lolz, i am talking about my own country, it has never been too easy to travel within the country all because of one issue or the other....
These thoughts mostly occur to me anytime i am about to go out for an appointment and i am working with time, going might be easy but coming back home takes me ages all because of this so called traffic issues...
To meet up with time in most countries, you have to sacrifice one thing for the other, it can either be your sleep so that you can wake up very early to go to work without having to be stucked in TRAFFIC...
Funny enough, traffic troubles is everywhere but i think it is of advanced level here and being stuck in traffic when you have to get to your destination on time is one of the most annoying experience ..
Have you ever woken up very early to go to work and even after waking up extra very early, the traffic you try to avoid by waking up early, you still got stucked in it because of one reason or the other...
I have been in this situation countless times, even after waking up early i still got held up in traffic because of the vehicle i took, it became faulty in the middle of the journey and that delayed me, that moment if i was offered a disappearing power, i will take it immediately to get to my destination...
Traffic troubles can be very annoying and crazy most times....
I have never had too much terrible experience in traffic jam but there was a time i got stucked in traffic and my eye saw hell, i traveled to hell and came back that same day....
MY WORST TRAFFIC JAM EXPERIENCE...
The story i am about to share with you is one of my most terrible traffic jam experience, i have told few about this and whenever i tell them about this experience of mine, they will all laugh to stupor which to them is funny but for me it was HELLISH...
On the 25th of december 2021, i and my family went to a relatives place to celebrate both the christmas and new year with them, we got there very early because of the traffic free road in the early hours of the day...
We were with them until on the 28th of december when i received a call from my dad that my elder brother and i should come home that he needs us...
He wanted to suprise my mum and my eldest sister with the new generator and smart tv he bought so he needed a helping hand setting it up, after telling this to my brother he refused to go because of the fun he was having over there and then i decided to go back home alone..
The next day i woke up to prepare and then as usual i decided to have my breakfast, if i had known i wouldn't have had breakfast that fateful morning, i was told that the soup in the kitchen was a native soup from my mothers side and as someone who hasn't tasted such soup before i decided to give it a try...
I dished it and ate with semovita, it was so tasty that i took more and i remember my mum telling me that i should be careful with it, after eating i felt weak and decided to take a nap before getting on the road...
Guess what?? that meal was like a sedative and then i woke up late and then i started my journey back home and i remembered i was feeling somehow when i woke up but my mind was home so i didn't care...
An hour thirty minutes later, i was half way home and then my stomach rumbled, it was at this moment i knew i fucked up🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ but i was happy because the car was moving fast and home was up ahead and then immediately we moved up, the traffic i saw upfront was something that won't clear up in 2-3 hours, it was at this moment i became worried...
The second time my stomach rumbled and then i remembered the soup i ate in the morning, my mind went to the color of the soup, it was strange but it was tasty and i had lot of it which made me sleep and started my journey in the noon, i was in this traffic for an hour and i was slowly getting choked as i was in the last angle of the bus, i decided to open to bus window...
As i opened the bus window, a big truck beside us just raised the sound of the truck and i inhaled the smoke and then my stomach rumbled for the third time and before i knew it, i was sweating, it was getting to two hours in a spot and then i felt like using the toilet...
My systems had been on factory reset and now i am in discomfort, it was getting to 2 hours 30 mins and then an opening was created and at that moment i couldn't move in a bus again...
I alighted from the bus and decided to take a bike, it was risky but it was fast and there is always a way for a bike to avoid traffic, i alighted from the bus and boarded a bike, the bike man was waiting for a second passenger and i could feel everything in my stomach crashing down....
I told him to go at full speed that i will pay for the other passenger that he should just go, that was how i was going on the bike and then i saw a truck stucked in front that caused the traffic...
In 30 minutes i was seeing my power line up front and while on bike i was still sweating with the amount of air i was getting, i still felt like telling him to go faster but i don't want to die before getting home lolz...
And eventually i got home and had to pay #1500 from where bike man took me to my house and then immediately i dash inside, i left my bag and phone outside my room and dashed to the toilet and that was when i became myself and the fresh air were now working....
After freshening up, i had to call my mum and asked her what the soup was made with and she laughed and told me all it was made with and then i remembered her telling to have little but i took more which made me regret having that soup in excess for breakfast and that wasn't enough, i still got stucked in traffic, i wonder what would have happened if i had gone along with the bus...
Hmmm hell would have broken loose, it was so annoying, i spent 3 HOURS in traffic, in those three hours i was not myself, i was in hell and back, all that was in my head was to get home...
That moment meant a lot to me, imagine messing myself up in a commercial transport all because of a soup i had in excess, it would have been embarrassing for me but luckily i was saved from that terrible experience...
In conclusion, after that day till this moment, i never had that soup again and i have never once forgotten that terrible experience in the traffic jam, it was 3 hours in hell...
THANKS FOR READING......
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This was so funny especially where the fresh air were working after releasing some inconveniences in you.
At that time, the air itself will get stuck and makes you feel uncomfortable. That was a worse incidence for you.
Even Bike man took the advantage to bill you. Nawa oo 😅😅
Aswear, I couldn't refuse lolz, I just couldn't wait And just gave him the money 😁😁😁...it was indeed a terrible experience thanks for stopping by ❤️❤️❤️
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Once I'm in traffic and its for an extended period, I always feel carsick as well. Especially when the weather is hot, it can get really claustrophobic at times.
Thank you for sharing this with us.
Yeah thank you for stopping by mod❤️❤️
😂😂😂😂🥰
Foxy fox ..you would have just pooped on yourself over there 😂😂😂
After enjoying the soup, see where it landed you..lol
The bike guy chop your 1500 on top of it 😂😂😂
Kpele
Hehehe 🤣🤣🤣 it was a terrible experience 🤣🤣🤣, I was even slowly releasing some toxic gases in the car but I didn't mind oh hehe 😊.... thank you for stopping by ❤️❤️❤️
Oh my God 🤭😂👍👏
Air pollution 😂😂😂
Hehehe 🤣🤣🤣 so you expect me to come and die abi see you oh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Que experiencia mas dramática 😅.Gracias por compartir 😄
oh sí, de hecho, fue una experiencia realmente dramática para mí y espero no volver a encontrarme en situaciones así jejeje... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gracias por visitarn dear❤️❤️❤️
sometimes traffic jams make us late to go anywhere.
😂😅 Feeling pressed in traffic jam is the worst thing ever, I don't even want to imagine it.
Thank God you didn't soil your pants in public. Bikes are indeed lifesavers in situations like this but they're way more expensive.
Hehehehe 🤣🤣🤣, it seems you have had similar experience 🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳🤣🤣, it was kinda crazy that day😂😂 thanks for stopping by ❤️❤️❤️
Traffic can make you see lots of hell. So, we just have to make things easier for ourselves by beating up the traffic. It's truly everywhere and we all have to manage it..
Yeah,😂 you are very correct dearie and thanks for stopping by ❤️❤️❤️
Terrible traffic like this can make one sick me I normally I headache and automatically angry
Wow 😳😳😂😂😂 thanks for stopping by ❤️❤️
It's always a pleasure @quduus1 🥰
I don't even want to imagine how it is stucked in traffic and pressed with number2, not a good experience at all, i remember the same thing happened to me some years back while i was in a math exam hall and the supervisor said he won't allow anyone out,hmm story for another day
Crazy 😂🤣 story indeed lolz 😂🤣 thanks for stopping by dear ❤️
I can relate to that sweating because of your stomach 🤣🤣🤣 the worst thing that would have happened is you messing up on your self (I have seen experience like that) thank God for bike sometimes.
But you took risk by asking the bike to speed up....I fear bike after my last incident.
Thanks for sharing
ohhhh wow, everyone seems to have one experience or the other with bike lol and also with my own experience, dang it was just so crazy lolz, thanks for stopping by dear...
😂😂 we share similar traffic experience. Only that mine was worse cos my stomach couldn't wait much longer. Sorry about that experience.
heheheheheh funny though thanks for stopping by
You travel to hell and came back same day😂😂. That sentence got me laughing and I know how frustrated you will have be🥲. That’s naija for you sha.
Hehehh 🤣🤣🤣 crazy country indeed ❤️💯, thanks for stopping by dear🤣❤️❤️❤️
Meeting up with must be sacrifice because of traffic jam. It will slow you however sometimes it might be God's way of intervention over an unseen circumstances.
Thanks for sharing sir
Thank you for stopping by my friend 💕💕
Welcome
What an experience! Thank God you got home safely and got some relief.
I came in from dreemport.
Hehehehe, 🤣 it was a crazy trip lolz, 🤣 thanks for stopping by ❤️
What a crappy experience !LOLZ 'scuse the pun...
Moral of the story? Always listen to mama hehehe
Good to see your post in Dreemport today! :-)
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Hi Fox, what a horrible time to have to sit in traffic! I feel for you. I had a slightly similar situation happen to me many years ago, except I was travelling home from holiday and my stomach was churning on a plane. Horrible!
Glad you made it home safe and sound in the end. All's well that ends well, so they say.
I came in via Dreemport! 😊
Hehehehe 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for stopping by😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️ I really appreciate you