by @dickturpin on The Dick Turpin Road Show
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This episode is about Matt’s expedition to the dark and mysterious land of Belgium to drink beer and freeze his todger off. Marvel at his prowess negotiating transport services, gasp as he sneers at the snow by wearing nothing more than a tee shirt and some moisturiser, swoon as he relays the wondrous talks he attended on day one.
We hear about the Drama of the naked lady in one of the talks, which ends up in a typical free-fall conversation where the team tread on every eggshell imaginable, including sexism, racism and taking drugs live on air.
We finish up the show hearing how Matt nearly fell foul of the UK customs simply for trying to help his country, plus his intention to go back next year with plans to get Pete there, possibly inside a large brown envelope.
Show Length: 01:08:26
Intro Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
Licensed Under: CC Attribution