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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

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$LOLZ on behalf of myjob

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Are You Ready for some $FUN? Learn about LOLZ's new FUN tribe!@flaxz, I sent you an

 2 years ago  

Well they are not fish at least.

!BBH

So true, I understand fish.
!ALIVE

 2 years ago  

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ myjob. (2/10)@flaxz!

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

 2 years ago  

!LOLZ

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite

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$LOLZ on behalf of flaxz

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ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@myjob, I sent you an

Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH(9/50)@myjob! (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @flaxz.