LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/12/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/12/2025

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-19-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

source

How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

source

The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

source

How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

source

Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-4-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-4-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@subidu	1	1
@manuvert	1	2
@crazyphantombr	2	3-4
@amaari	2	5-6
@henruc	1	7
@andy-vibes	1	8
@servelle	2	9-10
@akiraymd	2	11-12
@yeckingo1	1	13
@lumpiadobo	1	14
@efmm	1	15
@hatdogsensei	1	16
@nastyforce	1	17
@holovision.cash	1	18
@anonyvoter	1	19
@rainbowdash4l	2	20-21
@pepetoken	1	22
@claudiavb	1	23
@svanbo	2	24-25
@astramar	1	26
@iceledy	1	27
@astym	1	28

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 16 which belongs to our lucky winner:

hatdogsensei

28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@hatdogsensei,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

Official Website	Twitter	Discord	Join Hive For Free

Comments

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[darkcloaks]

Hi, @pepetoken,

This post has been voted on by @darkcloaks because you are an active member of the Darkcloaks gaming community.

---

Get started with Darkcloaks today, and follow us on Inleo for the latest updates.

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[captaincryptic]

!lolz
!hiqvote

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of captaincryptic

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

I wonder when the LOLZ burner bot will give me raffle tickets for burning 2 !LOLZ daily, since I haven't skipped entering 2 LOLZ for more than 1 day but it has been 5 days since it gave me raffle entries (though was an unusual 8 raffle tickets that last time). 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@captaincryptic, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @captaincryptic! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[hiq.smartbot]

@captaincryptic, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (2/2) and will start the voting trail.

In addition, @lolz.burner gets !LOL from @hiq.redaktion.

_{Discord. And don't forget to vote HiQs fucking Witness! 😻For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our}

[slothlydoesit]

!LOLZ seems I've missed a few chances to enter!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

I don't think I missed entering 2 !LOLZ on the previous days for the LOLZ burner raffle posts, but the burner bot still doesn't give me even one raffle entry. 🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@slothlydoesit, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[slothlydoesit]

Doubling down on today's efforts !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(7/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

Great.

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

It has been 5 days since the LOLZ burner bot allocated me raffle tickets for burning 2 !LOLZ daily. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

It's much better to have 2 raffle entries per day on the !LOLZ burner raffle draws, instead of having 8 raffle entries 5 days ago but no entries on the next several days. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[hatdogsensei]

Thank you
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of hatdogsensei

(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[lumpiadobo]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of lumpiadobo

(1/1)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.
_{Credit: lobaobh}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an