LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/13/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/13/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-20-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-5-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-5-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 21 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@cursephantom	1	1
@logen9f	2	2-3
@andy-vibes	1	4
@henruc	1	5
@amaari	2	6-7
@savvytester	1	8
@subidu	1	9
@crazyphantombr	2	10-11
@efmm	1	12
@yeckingo1	1	13
@holovision.cash	1	14
@pepetoken	1	15
@iceledy	1	16
@svanbo	2	17-18
@astramar	1	19
@astym	2	20-21

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 3 which belongs to our lucky winner:

logen9f

21 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@logen9f,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[savvytester]

I was going to say "first comment" though you were able to publish a comment under the latest !LOLZ burner raffle bot's post just a minute before me! 🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@cursephantom, I sent you an

[cursephantom]

It was just a coincidence 😂. I just commented on yesterday's post and then lolzburner posted again a few minutes after I commented. Okay, comment again 🤣 !LOL

[savvytester]

It was part of the "coincidence" that I was about to publish my "first comment" reply but I refreshed the page and saw your comment before publishing. 🤔🤯😅 !PIZZA !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@savvytester, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @cursephantom! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @cursephantom! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

One of my LOLZ entries finally got recognized by the LOLZ burner bot after 5 days of me not getting any raffle ticket! 😎😅 !WEIRD !HOPE !DIY

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[andy-vibes]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[thatcryptodave]

Yes.
!LOLZ !LUV !PIZZA

[luvshares]

_(1/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @thatcryptodave

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of thatcryptodave

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Hello friens !lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Bye !lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[ironshield]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/2)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.
_{Credit: boboman}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How often should you tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Congratulations to @logen9f for winning 21 !LOLZ! 🥳😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/15) @thatcryptodave tipped @lolz.burner

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !INDEED !WEIRD

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[fun.farms]

Second draw entry !LOLZ √

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[fun.farms]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.
_{Credit: fallingforward}
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an