LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/18/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/18/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-25-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-10-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-10-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 26 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@nastyforce	1	1
@efmm	2	2-3
@rainbowdash4l	1	4
@cursephantom	1	5
@savvytester	2	6-7
@amaari	2	8-9
@yeckingo1	1	10
@pepetoken	2	11-12
@hatdogsensei	1	13
@fjworld	1	14
@anonyvoter	1	15
@edgerik	1	16
@manuvert	1	17
@akiraymd	1	18
@holovision.cash	1	19
@irvet	2	20-21
@subidu	1	22
@henruc	1	23
@astramar	1	24
@iceledy	1	25
@astym	1	26

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 21 which belongs to our lucky winner:

irvet

26 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@irvet,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[hatdogsensei]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you genetically modify ducks?
Dump coca cola in the lake, because its quacktacular!!!!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of hatdogsensei

(1/1)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[rainbowdash4l]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of rainbowdash4l

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Hello my friends
!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Hello to you too! 👋😏

!LOLZ !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@crazyphantombr, I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Test:
!DIY
!INDEED
!BBH

[savvytester]

All your test token tipping commands succeeded! 😎

!PIZZA
!LUV
!DIY

[luvshares]

_(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@crazyphantombr, @savvytester

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[crazyphantombr]

!PIZZA fail!

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@crazyphantombr just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[irvet]

Thanks 😊
!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
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[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning 26 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎

I like to see more participants tip the maximum of 2 LOLZ per day. 😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@irvet, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @irvet! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[crazyphantombr]

I wish you a grrat day
!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

That's grrat indeed! 🤣😂

!LOLZ !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@crazyphantombr, I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Take all my !lluuvv

[savvyplayer]

I don't know what token the lluuvv command will tip. 🤯😅

!WEIRD !HOPE !INDEED !DIY

[crazyphantombr]

its a new !WEIRD command

[savvyplayer]

Do you mean that @borniet has just incorporated the !lluuvv command into one of his own token tipping bots, particularly the !WEIRD bot? 🤔🤯😅 !INDEED !DIY

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvyplayer just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvyplayer just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[andy-vibes]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Nice to see that the !LOLZ burner bot appears to work properly at present! 😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the LOLZ burner bot's most recent post! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[dubble]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of dubble

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[nastyforce]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.
_{Credit: minopoly}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[lumpiadobo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of lumpiadobo

(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandal
Elongate could be really drawn out.
_{Credit: mrhuman88}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.
_{Credit: adedayoolumide}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
savvytester tipped crazyphantombr
_(1/10) @crazyphantombr tipped @savvytester

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an