LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/19/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/19/2025

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-26-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-11-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-11-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@logen9f	1	1
@cursephantom	1	2
@henruc	1	3
@holovision.cash	1	4
@irvet	2	5-6
@andy-vibes	2	7-8
@yeckingo1	1	9
@edgerik	1	10
@savvytester	4	11-14
@fjworld	1	15
@efmm	1	16
@pepetoken	2	17-18
@anonyvoter	1	19
@amaari	2	20-21
@manuvert	1	22
@subidu	1	23
@iceledy	1	24
@svanbo	2	25-26
@astramar	1	27
@astym	1	28

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 23 which belongs to our lucky winner:

subidu

28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@subidu,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wonder if glass coffins will become popular one day?
Remains to be seen.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/2)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

You might want to burn 2 !LOLZ for the LOLZ burner everyday. 😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@logen9f, I sent you an

[logen9f]

Thanks for the tip :)

[savvytester]

I wonder if you are referring to my recommendation to burn 2 !LOLZ per day for the LOLZ burner raffle posts, or the actual 1 LOLZ that I tipped to you on my previous comment. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@logen9f, I sent you an

[logen9f]

The burning of 2 lolz 😀
!BBH
!INDEED
!diy

[savvytester]

Saying "thanks for the tip" about tipping tokens can refer to both that and the token itself that you received. 🤯😅

!LOLZ
!DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@logen9f, I sent you an

[logen9f]

Oh, you're right, lol. Sorry for the confusion.
!BBH
!PIZZA
!diy

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@logen9f just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @logen9f! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@logen9f just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @logen9f! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @logen9f! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[andy-vibes]

!LOLZ 👌

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are brain surgeons so good at persuasion?
They can really get inside your head.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[nastyforce]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Good to see that I have 4 !LOLZ entries for today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 😎

Anyway, nice to see a new winner! 😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the most recent LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.
_{Credit: boboman}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[ironshield]

!BBH
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[ironshield]

Ha Ha! !LOLZ !BBH

_{via Inbox}

[astym]

!LOLZ

[astym]

!LOLZ

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You distributed more than 300 upvotes. Your next target is to reach 400 upvotes.

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP}

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.
_{Credit: blumela}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.
_{Credit: hhayweaver}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(10/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[thepavsalford]

!LOLZ

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(2/5) @logen9f tipped @savvytester

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.
_{Credit: manuvert}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[fun.farms]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an