LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/21/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/21/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-28-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-13-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-13-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@sylmarill	1	1
@logen9f	1	2
@andy-vibes	1	3
@fun.farms	2	4-5
@holovision.cash	1	6
@akiraymd	1	7
@thatcryptodave	1	8
@crazyphantombr	2	9-10
@henruc	1	11
@ironshield	1	12
@yeckingo1	1	13
@efmm	2	14-15
@subidu	1	16
@amaari	1	17
@anonyvoter	1	18
@edgerik	1	19
@irvet	2	20-21
@savvytester	1	22
@manuvert	1	23
@astramar	1	24
@iceledy	1	25
@svanbo	2	26-27
@pepetoken	1	28

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 21 which belongs to our lucky winner:

irvet

28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@irvet,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/4)
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[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[fun.farms]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(1/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(6/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[andy-vibes]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(4/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(5/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/4)
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[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @irvet

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(10/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Hey guys! Come with us
!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[crazyphantombr]

Thank you friends
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

Thank you very much 😊
!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The government plans on phasing out Roman numerals
Not on my watch!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning 28 !LOLZ! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@irvet, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @irvet! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
Because Donald ducked!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
Because Donald ducked!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[ironshield]

Congrats to @irvet, !LOLZ !BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

Thank you very much @ironshied

[ironshield]

!BBH

_{via Inbox}

[thatcryptodave]

!LOLZ !PIZZA !ALIVE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.
_{Credit: minopoly}
$LOLZ on behalf of thatcryptodave

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(3/15) @thatcryptodave tipped @lolz.burner

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(8/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(6/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !INDEED !WEIRD

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an