LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/22/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/22/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-29-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 1-14-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-14-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 22 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 19 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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22 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@svanbo,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ My father has been winning!

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.

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$LOLZ on behalf of claudiavb

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Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!lolz

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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!lolz

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.

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$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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!LOLZ

What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

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$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!lolz

What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

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Good day !lol

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

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$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Congratulations to @svanbo for winning 22 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 😎

I wonder if he would like his children @claudiavb and @mathiasvb join the raffle too. 🤔😅 !DIY

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
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I wonder when the last time I entered exactly one !LOLZ under a given LOLZ burner raffle post was. 🤯😅 !DIY

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still

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$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

!LOLZ

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

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$LOLZ on behalf of utopia-hope

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!LOLZ

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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!lolz

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ 🤣

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

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$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ 🤣

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.

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$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!lolz

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.

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$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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!LOLZ 😁

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide

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$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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!LOLZ to burn

James Bond slept through an earthquake
He was shaken, not stirred.

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$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!lol

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

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$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Thanks !BBH

via Inbox

Your BBH token tipping command worked! 😎 !LOLZ !DIY

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.

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$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@ironshield, I sent you an

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

!LOLZ

How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.

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$LOLZ on behalf of dubble

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!LOLZ :)

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.

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$LOLZ on behalf of dubble

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!lolz

I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

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$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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!LOLZ

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

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$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!lolz

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.

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$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.

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$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

Can February march?
No, but April may.

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$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

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$LOLZ on behalf of astym

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOL

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

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$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

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