LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/25/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/25/2025

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-1-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-17-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-17-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@thatcryptodave	1	1
@logen9f	1	2
@andy-vibes	1	3
@irvet	2	4-5
@fun.farms	1	6
@yeckingo1	1	7
@imno	1	8
@henruc	1	9
@crazyphantombr	2	10-11
@akiraymd	1	12
@fjworld	1	13
@sylmarill	1	14
@ironshield	1	15
@cryptovisitor	1	16
@efmm	2	17-18
@savvytester	2	19-20
@astramar	2	21-22
@subidu	1	23
@manuvert	1	24
@anonyvoter	1	25
@amaari	2	26-27
@edgerik	1	28
@cursephantom	1	29
@middle-earthling	2	30-31
@holovision.cash	1	32
@iceledy	1	33
@astym	1	34
@svanbo	2	35-36

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 33 which belongs to our lucky winner:

iceledy

36 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@iceledy,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @iceledy

[iceledy]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!LUV
!HUG

[luvshares]

_(2/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@middle-earthling, @iceledy

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@middle-earthling, I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!LUV
!HUG
!DIY
!HOPE

[luvshares]

_(2/3) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@iceledy, @middle-earthling

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@middle-earthling just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @iceledy! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: filosof103
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[slothlydoesit]

Any !LOLZ burnt yet?

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[slothlydoesit]

another !LOLZ for the sake of it

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Congratulations to @iceledy for winning 36 !LOLZ today! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

Thank you!
!LUV
!HUG
!LOLZ

[luvshares]

_(3/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@savvytester, @iceledy

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Nice to see you burn 2 !LOLZ here under the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@iceledy, I sent you an

[iceledy]

I !HOPE it will be permanent.
!LUV
!HUG

[luvshares]

_(1/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@savvytester, @iceledy

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[savvytester]

Do you mean that you hope that being able to drop 2 !LOLZ everyday on the daily LOLZ burner raffle posts is permanent, or the daily LOLZ burner raffle project itself is permanent? 🤔🤯 Hope that both are indeed permanent (or for a long time)! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(10/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@iceledy, I sent you an

[iceledy]

Ha-ha-ha🤣😆😂 of course, I was referring to myself, but I would also like to !HOPE for stable operation of the bot.
!LOLZ
!HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
_{Credit: benthomaswwd}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

That means you !HOPE for both being able to participate everyday for the LOLZ burner raffles and the LOLZ burner raffle itself to continue (working properly) for a long time, and that's what I also like. 😎😏 !LUV !DIY

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @iceledy! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @iceledy! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @iceledy! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the most recent LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[irvet]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[fun.farms]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.
_{Credit: vcclothing}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[andy-vibes]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

tryagain
!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does a tiger find his favorite song on Apple Music?
He uses their algrrrythm
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

second !LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[alohaed]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.
_{Credit: boboman}
$LOLZ on behalf of alohaed

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[thatcryptodave]

!LOLZ !PIZZA !LUV

[luvshares]

_(1/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @thatcryptodave

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of thatcryptodave

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/15) @thatcryptodave tipped @lolz.burner

[ironshield]

!BBH
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
_{Credit: benthomaswwd}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(4/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ
Thank you!
!LUV
!HUG

[luvshares]

_(1/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @iceledy

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory....
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! Your post has been a top performer on the Hive blockchain and you have been rewarded with this rare badge

Post with the most comments of the day.

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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(8/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[fun.farms]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[imno]

!LOL
!WINE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of imno

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an