LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/27/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/27/2024

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-3-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-19-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-19-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@esbat	1	1
@hivecurious	1	2
@servelle	2	3-4
@middle-earthling	1	5
@cursephantom	1	6
@savvytester	2	7-8
@astramar	2	9-10
@ieronimus	1	11
@arpuch	2	12-13
@sylmarill	1	14
@qumao	1	15
@holovision.cash	1	16
@efmm	2	17-18
@henruc	1	19
@cryptovisitor	1	20
@pepetoken	2	21-22
@manuvert	2	23-24
@edgerik	1	25
@astym	2	26-27
@vaynard86	1	28
@cryptomeme	1	29
@iceledy	2	30-31
@mario89	2	32-33
@svanbo	2	34-35
@daddydog	1	36

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 31 which belongs to our lucky winner:

iceledy

36 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@iceledy,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/1)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !PIZZA! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[lolz.haven]

lolztoken.com

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get some !HH Tokens!
Thanks for supporting the LOLZ Project.

[hhbot]

🚀 Henthusiast Tip Incoming! 🚀
5.0 $HH sent to:


@svanbo and @lolz.haven @lolz.haven has used 4 of 5 tips today.

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.
_{Credit: minopoly}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(8/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[daddydog]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of daddydog

(3/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolzbot, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ !LUV Thank you!

[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning 36 !LOLZ! 🥳

[iceledy]

Thank you! !LUV

[luvshares]

savvytester, iceledy sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/1) tools | trade | connect | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning LOLZ 2 days in a row! 🥳

You won 36 LOLZ yesterday and 33 LOLZ today. 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@iceledy, I sent you an

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@iceledy, I sent you an

[luvshares]

lolz.burner, iceledy sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/1) tools | trade | connect | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 11}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: idmr500
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[servelle]

Another one
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
_{Credit: gillianpearce}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!

[middle-earthling]

Please add me again

!MEME
!LOLZ @middle-earthling

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ
!PGM

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
Because Donald ducked!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(2/5) @savvytester tipped @lolz.burner

[arpuch]

!LOLZ !PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[nomaddreamer]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[qumao]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[akiraymd]

Count me in please

!LOLZ
!MEME@akiraymd

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[arieruzzzz]

Count me in please

@arieruzzzz

!MEME
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.

You can get more $LOLZ on HE.@arieruzzzz, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 0.0 LOLZ.

[meme.bot]

Credit: oadissin
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(3/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOL
!PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 9}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@lolzbot, I sent you an

[cryptomeme]

!lolz !meme

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: ybf
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You got more than 4500 replies. Your next target is to reach 4750 replies.

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP}

[pepe-cash]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepe-cash

(2/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an