RERUN: LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/3/2025

in LOLZ's Fun House5 days ago (edited)

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/7/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-10-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 12-26-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-26-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 29 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 4 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@servelle, 29 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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First !lol

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

One more !lol

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Good morning, and time for a daily !LOLZ 😊

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lol

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!lolz

My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Congratulations for winning 29 LOLZ on the LOLZ burner bot's original post where you entered your 2 LOLZ! 🥳😎 !WEIRD !DIY

!lolz

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Please count me in.
@akiraymd
!MEME
!LOLZ

Want a new friend?
Tell a women you love her.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(3/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOL

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(4/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Thank you very much.

I'm having a #TooFuckeh !MEME of a #FUN time.
May Positive pepEntropy be with you.

!LOLZ

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of verterus

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Hey, just noticed only one entry for the draw, what happened? I checked, I did comment on 12/26, so I should be in the draw too. And several others.

!LOL

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Just another !LOLZ entry .... 👌

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

The !LOLZ burner bot finally resumed working, though I would surely say that it is not yet working properly, as evidenced by only one winner on the draw. 🤯🤯😆😅 !DIY

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner post, whose bot wasn't able to publish for 3 consecutive days! 😎 !DIY

If @astym burnt 2 !LOLZ everyday, maybe they would have won 2 LOLZ on today's draw. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!lolz

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz
!meme

What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ !INDEED

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ !HUG

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ !LUV

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of claudiavb

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Great.

!LOLZ

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
Because Donald ducked!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (11/100)

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!LOLZ

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 😁

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM