LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/30/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/30/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-6-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-22-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-22-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 31 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@irvet	2	1-2
@cursephantom	1	3
@crazyphantombr	2	4-5
@savvytester	2	6-7
@fun.farms	1	8
@utopia-hope	1	9
@akiraymd	1	10
@efmm	2	11-12
@yeckingo1	1	13
@amaari	2	14-15
@subidu	1	16
@anonyvoter	1	17
@iceledy	1	18
@sylmarill	1	19
@henruc	1	20
@ironshield	1	21
@dubble	2	22-23
@manuvert	2	24-25
@edgerik	1	26
@astramar	2	27-28
@astym	1	29
@holovision.cash	1	30
@claudiavb	1	31

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 29 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astym

31 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@astym,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

First comment here under the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Congratulations to @astym for winning 31 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!LUV
!HBIT

[luvshares]

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Made with LUV by crrdlx

[hivebits]

_(4/1) You mined .9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found a 🟡 Blaq gold coin (BLAQGOLD) as a bonus treasure token!



There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in the game. Someone will find it. Happy hunting. 😃

You can see your random number generated in the Discordexplorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet. Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.Success! @astym server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

You also found BLAQGOLD coin from the HBIT you mined! 😎😏 Don't forget to mine HBIT today! 🤗 !LOLZ !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

You can never trust an artist
Theyre super sketchy
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@astym, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @astym! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

My congratulations!
!LOLZ
!LUV
!HBIT

[luvshares]

_(1/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@astym, @iceledy

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[hivebits]

_(4/1) You mined .9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found a ⚪ BLAQ pearl (BLAQ) as a bonus treasure token!



There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in the game. Someone will find it. Happy hunting. 😃

You can see your random number generated in the Discordexplorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet. Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.Success! @iceledy server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@astym, I sent you an

[astym]

Thank you!
!HOPE
!HUG

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

Congratulations!
!LUV
!HUG

[luvshares]

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Made with LUV by crrdlx

[astym]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@astramar, I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[offgridlife]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of offgridlife

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.
_{Credit: manuvert}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[fun.farms]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.
_{Credit: fallingforward}
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[andy-vibes]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[nastyforce]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.
_{Credit: basilmarples}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Let's give this a go !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(8/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @astym

[astym]

Thank you!
!HOPE
!HUG

[middle-earthling]

!LUV
!HOPE
!MEME
!LOLZ

[luvshares]

_(1/3) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@astym, @middle-earthling

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How often should you tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

Thank you!
!HOPE
!INDEED

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
_{Credit: benthomaswwd}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I’ve been told crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet
but I’ve never seen one with more than four.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
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