RERUN: LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/4/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/7/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-11-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 12-27-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-27-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 26 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@servelle	2	1-2
@middle-earthling	2	3-4
@holovision.cash	1	5
@henruc	1	6
@yeckingo1	1	7
@andy-vibes	1	8
@ironshield	1	9
@pepetoken	1	10
@irvet	2	11-12
@anonyvoter	1	13
@edgerik	1	14
@cursephantom	1	15
@manuvert	1	16
@amaari	2	17-18
@fjworld	1	19
@astramar	2	20-21
@sylmarill	1	22
@svanbo	2	23-24
@astym	1	25
@iceledy	1	26

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 23 which belongs to our lucky winner:

svanbo

26 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@svanbo,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[akiraymd]

Please count me in.

!MEME
!LOLZ @akiraymd

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(3/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[akiraymd]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(4/6)
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[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

This is the first time I saw you join the !LOLZ burner raffle posts! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@subidu, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @subidu! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[manuvert]

Like I said yesterday, it looks like something's wrong with your scripts. Only 1 draw entry yesterday, only 2 today. There were far more comments to these posts.
!lolz anyways

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
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[crazyphantombr]

Suspicious
!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

It's not suspicious at all, since it's already clear there is something wrong with the !LOLZ burner bot script. 🤔🤯

Time to tag @captaincryptic again! 😎😏

!DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@crazyphantombr, I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

To restore confidence I believe I need to win the next giveaway. !lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
_{Credit: henryglowz}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Maybe @captaincryptic would surprise you by making you win the next !LOLZ burner bot giveaway. 🤔😆😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@crazyphantombr, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[crazyphantombr]

One more time
!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Congratulations to @iceledy for winning 2 LOLZ today, and to @astym for winning 1 LOLZ yesterday! 🤯😆😅

!WEIRD !HOPE !INDEED !DIY

[iceledy]

Thank you!
!LUV
!HUG

[luvshares]

_(2/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@savvytester, @iceledy

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[savvytester]

You have a 100% chance of getting 2 !LOLZ when I simply tip you 1 LOLZ twice on any day. 😆😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I’ve been told crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet
but I’ve never seen one with more than four.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(8/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@iceledy, I sent you an

[iceledy]

Yes, thank you! I thought it was okay to do that, too.👍🤣👏
!LOLZ
!LUV

[luvshares]

_(3/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@savvytester, @iceledy

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(5/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

If I have already tipped you 2 LOLZ and just decided to tip you other tokens, then you can sell those tokens for SWAP.HIVE (and buy LOLZ from the sale). 🤓😏

!HOPE
!PIZZA
!INDEED
!DIY

[iceledy]

Thanks, but why? To buy lolz? I have enough of them (8 teams per day for me), but too few for trading, I'm sorry🙏
!LOLZ
!LUV
!HUG

[luvshares]

_(4/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@savvytester, @iceledy

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @iceledy! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @iceledy! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[andy-vibes]

Happy Saturday burning !LOLZ Tokens .... 👍

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[lumpiadobo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of lumpiadobo

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[nastyforce]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[rainbowdash4l]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of rainbowdash4l

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[rainbowdash4l]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of rainbowdash4l

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !INDEED !WEIRD

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[claudiavb]

!LOLZ !LUV

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of claudiavb

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning 26 LOLZ on this giveaway! 😎😏 !INDEED !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.
_{Credit: adedayoolumide}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
svanbo tipped lolz.burner
_(5/5) @savvytester tipped @iceledy

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(4/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

Thank ypou!
!LOLZ
!LUV
!HUG

[luvshares]

_(1/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @iceledy

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
_{Credit: gillianpearce}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(6/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[hatdogsensei]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of hatdogsensei

(1/1)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an