LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/8/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/8/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-15-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 12-31-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-31-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 24 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@savvytester	8	1-8
@holovision.cash	1	9
@servelle	2	10-11
@akiraymd	1	12
@crazyphantombr	2	13-14
@yeckingo1	1	15
@henruc	1	16
@andy-vibes	2	17-18
@fjworld	1	19
@anonyvoter	1	20
@irvet	1	21
@svanbo	1	22
@astramar	1	23
@iceledy	1	24

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 4 which belongs to our lucky winner:

savvytester

24 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@savvytester,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[alohaed]

!lol

[crazyphantombr]

First !lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[andy-vibes]

Another new $fun contest, with a happy vibe !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(1/10)
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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
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[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandal
Elongate could be really drawn out.
_{Credit: mrhuman88}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(4/10)
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[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/2)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Thanks for the 24 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🤗 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

Congratulations!
!LUV
!HUG

[luvshares]

_(1/5) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@savvytester, @astramar

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[savvytester]

I wonder when my !LOLZ entries would be recognized by the LOLZ burner bot though, since it has been more than 72 hours since I got a ticket number for the raffles, and I miss joining less than once a week. 🤔🤯😅

!DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@astramar, I sent you an

[astramar]

Are you asking me?🤣😄😁🤔
!HOPE
!DIY

[savvytester]

I was just asking anyone in general. 🤔🤯 I know you are not the !LOLZ burner bot (and tipping bot) operator. 😅

!DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship
Or what the judge called a “restraining order”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(10/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@astramar, I sent you an

[astramar]

!DIY

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@astramar just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @astramar! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@astramar just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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[iceledy]

I join in the congratulations! Good luck in the future!
!LOLZ
!LUV
!HUG

[luvshares]

_(1/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@savvytester, @iceledy

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

not forget to join this giveaway too, as the last !LOLZ burner raffle post that he commented on was 4 days ago. 🤯😅 !DIYHope that @svanbo does

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the melon have to get married in a church?
Because it cantelope.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
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[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[ironshield]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[bbhbot]

@ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH_(6/100)@lolz.burner! to your account on behalf of @ironshield.

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[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @savvytester

[savvytester]

Thanks for congratulating! 😀

Here's an extra !LOLZ to add to your collection! 😎 !DIY

[middle-earthling]

!DIY
!MEME
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: ybf
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@middle-earthling just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @middle-earthling! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
_{Credit: thales7}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[andy-vibes]

!GIF Happy Thursday !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

The !LOLZ burner bot didn't publish another burner post at 09:00 UTC. 🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@andy-vibes, I sent you an

[andy-vibes]

Yeah !LOL 😃

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Looks like the !LOLZ burner bot cannot publish at the same time everyday recently. 🤔🤯😆😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@andy-vibes, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @andy-vibes! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @andy-vibes! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

more than 24 hours ago). 🤯😆😅 !DIY@captaincryptic, while it's good to know that I'm the last winner of your !LOLZ burner raffle, I don't want the LOLZ burner bot to stop working like it did again now (since its last post is already

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.
_{Credit: minopoly}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[edgerik]

Great

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
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[mathiasvb]

!LOLZ

[svanbo]

Congratz @savvytester! !LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Thanks for the congratulations! 😀 !DIY

Anyway, you have a 100% chance of getting 2 LOLZ if I simply tip you !LOLZ twice a day. 😆😅

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)
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[svanbo]

Smart calculations !LOL !wine

[savvytester]

Meanwhile, if you drop 2 LOLZ for the LOLZ burner raffle draws, you aren't sure if the LOLZ burner bot is functioning properly and would remain so every draw. 🤔🤯 Even if the LOLZ burner bot is working, the LOLZ token tipping bot may be the one that isn't functioning properly. 🤯🤯😆😅 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

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[svanbo]

This means that there is no 100% chance any more to get 2 !LOLZ when you tip me twice a day !WEIRD

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

I should then replace "simply" with "successfully" on my previous comment to make it accurate. 🤔🤯😆😅 !LOLZ !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@svanbo, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[svanbo]

!DIY !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@svanbo just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.
_{Credit: basilmarples}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[lolz.pimp]

lolztoken.com

YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.