LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/9/2024

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/9/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-16-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 1-1-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-1-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 33 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 23 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astym
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33 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@astym,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Sort:  

!LOLZ Thank you!

Congratulations for winning 33 !LOLZ! 🥳

!luv Thank you!!

savvytester, astym sent you LUV. 🙂 (1/1) tools | trade | connect | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

I !LUV your profile photo! 😆😅 !LOLZ

astym, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 (3/10) tools | trade | connect | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@astym, I sent you an

!LOLZ Thank you!

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@savvytester, I sent you an

Thanks for the appreciation and the !LOLZ! 🤗

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@astym, I sent you an

What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@astym, I sent you an

How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ
!LOLZ
!LOLZ
!LOLZ

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

Credit: manuvert
$LOLZ on behalf of thebighigg

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Looks like you are energetic today with all the !LOLZ commands on your comment! 😎😅

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@thebighigg, I sent you an

!MEME !LOLZ

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

It has been a day ago since the !MEME bot last commented or voted. 😅 !LOLZ

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(10/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@cryptomeme, I sent you an

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 10

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Your !MEME command didn't work. 😅
!LOLZ

Thanks 😀
!LOLZ

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@savvytester, I sent you an

I didn't expect that you just being told that your !MEME command didn't work would appreciate the notice a lot. 😅

Have some !PIZZA with !LUV! 😁

servelle, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 (1/10) tools | trade | connect | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(9/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@servelle, I sent you an

!LOLZ

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/4)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Congratulation to The Winner!
!lol

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.

Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

There is a autopsy convention starts this week.
Friday is open Mike night.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Count me in please

!LOLZ @qumao

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?
Cantaloupe...

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ 🤣

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/4)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 14

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


@lolz.burner!


If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!

!LOL

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

Credit: adedayoolumide
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Hello my friends! A good day for you!
!lol

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

Credit: theabsolute
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ !PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 14

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ 😉

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Please add me again

!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Fun Times @middle-earthling ☕🍕🍺

What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!lolz

What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

One more
!LOLZ

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today!

Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.

Credit: theabsolute
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ
!PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 5

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!lol

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOL
!PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 6

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship
Or what the judge called a “restraining order”

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LoLz
Interesting

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.


You can get more $LOLZ on HE.@morgancrypto, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 0.0 LOLZ.

!LOLZ 🤣

I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Good morning !LOLZ

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ on behalf of mario89

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You got more than 3750 replies.
Your next target is to reach 4000 replies.

You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP

!LOLZ

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Good morning !LOLZ