LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/9/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/9/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-16-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-3-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-3-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 29 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@crazyphantombr	2	1-2
@andy-vibes	2	3-4
@cursephantom	1	5
@henruc	1	6
@servelle	2	7-8
@akiraymd	2	9-10
@yeckingo1	1	11
@fjworld	1	12
@verterus	1	13
@manuvert	1	14
@holovision.cash	1	15
@amaari	2	16-17
@anonyvoter	1	18
@subidu	1	19
@logen9f	1	20
@efmm	1	21
@svanbo	2	22-23
@claudiavb	1	24
@edgerik	1	25
@pepetoken	1	26
@iceledy	1	27
@astramar	1	28
@astym	1	29

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 24 which belongs to our lucky winner:

claudiavb

29 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@claudiavb,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[ironshield]

!LOLZ !BBH !WINE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(5/10)
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[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which is faster
hot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

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[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.
_{Credit: bulldog-joy}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(4/10)
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[savvytester]

There are so many participants on today's !LOLZ burner raffle draw who have only one raffle entry, and I have zero raffle entries. 🤯😆😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[thatcryptodave]

!lolz
!pgm !pimp

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of thatcryptodave

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[edgerik]

Great.

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/2)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.
_{Credit: happyme}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[andy-vibes]

Let's see if I'm lucky Today ... !LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[fjworld]

Thank you very much.

May Positive pepEntropy be with you.I'm having a #TooFuckeh !MEME of a #FUN time.

!LOLZ
!CENT

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the melon have to get married in a church?
Because it cantelope.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: ybf
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
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[svanbo]

@claudiavb More !LOLZ for you!! !INDEED

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[claudiavb]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of claudiavb

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[claudiavb]

Thank you !LOLZ !LUV

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?
Cantaloupe...
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of claudiavb

(2/6)
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[claudiavb]

!LOLZ

[mathiasvb]

!LOLZ !HUG

[savvyplayer]

Remember that the LOLZ burner raffle draws are held daily, not weekly or monthly. 🤯 Hope you and your sister @claudiavb participate more often starting today! 🤗 !INDEED !DIY

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvyplayer just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @mathiasvb! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(5/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(4/10)
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