LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/18/24

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/18/24

We had some server issues yesterday, so we are posting the burn post one day late. We will do another post later today, so you may want to only burn one LOLZ on each post so you can enter them both.

@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 11-26-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 11-11-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-11-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 19 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@yeckingo1	1	1
@sylmarill	1	2
@pepetoken	1	3
@cursephantom	1	4
@edgerik	1	5
@ironshield	2	6-7
@anonyvoter	1	8
@amaari	2	9-10
@manuvert	1	11
@holovision.cash	1	12
@henruc	2	13-14
@savvytester	2	15-16
@iceledy	2	17-18
@svanbo	1	19

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 6 which belongs to our lucky winner:

ironshield

@ironshield, 19 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)

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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[servelle]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(7/10)

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[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! @servelle likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @servelle. _(4/5)

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[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)

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[ironshield]

Thank you for the !LOLZ !!!!! !BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(1/10)
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[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. _(7/100)

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[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(2/10)
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[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(4/10)
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[savvytester]

At least, the !LOLZ burner bot's post is late for only a day, and not for almost 6 months. 😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)

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[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(6/10)
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[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
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[dubble]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of dubble

(4/10)

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[astramar]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.
_{Credit: lobaobh}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

[dookbot]

^{You just got DOOKed!
@pepetoken thinks your content is the shit.
They have 3/400 DOOK left to drop today.}

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^{Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩}

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/6)

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[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(3/100)

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[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
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[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
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[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(4/10)
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