LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/20/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/20/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 11-27-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 11-12-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-12-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 23 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@amaari	4	1-4
@anonyvoter	1	5
@ironshield	1	6
@holovision.cash	1	7
@henruc	2	8-9
@iceledy	2	10-11
@savvytester	2	12-13
@manuvert	1	14
@yeckingo1	1	15
@sylmarill	1	16
@edgerik	1	17
@astramar	2	18-19
@slothlydoesit	2	20-21
@pepetoken	1	22
@svanbo	1	23

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 6 which belongs to our lucky winner:

ironshield

@ironshield, 23 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
_{Credit: lofone}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[savvytester]

I need to wait again (for about 12 hours) before I can enter 2 LOLZ on the latest LOLZ burner raffle post. 🤯😅

!WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

[indeedly]

_(10/25)
@lolz.burner! @savvytester Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(3/10)
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[ironshield]

Horray! Thank you for the !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning 23 !LOLZ! 😎 I also won 23 LOLZ the day before. 😏 !DIY

[ironshield]

Thank you !LOLZ, much appreciated!! !BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[savvytester]

Looks like you love some extra !LOLZ (from participating on the LOLZ burner raffles)! 🤔😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in
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@ironshield, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[ironshield]

Thank you! I'm a dad, I like corny dad jokes. !LOLZ !BBH

_{via Inbox}

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(4/10)
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[bbhbot]

@savvytester! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. _(17/100)

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[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[bbhbot]

@savvytester! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. _(6/100)

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[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[slothlydoesit]

Well done ironshield congrats!

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[slothlydoesit]

Do you post anywhere the burns? Seems like it would be a good thing to add?

!lolz might as well get in a second time! Good luck all!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the river rich?
Because it had two banks.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[lolz.burner]

Good idea, I will need to start doing that.

[savvytester]

Your comment before that was on January 18, 2024 (UTC), which was more than 10 months ago. 🤔🤯😅

!WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

[indeedly]

_(6/25)
@lolz.burner! @savvytester Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

[dookbot]

^{You just got DOOKed!
@pepetoken thinks your content is the shit.
They have 2/400 DOOK left to drop today.}

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^{Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩}

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

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[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(2/100)

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[rainbowdash4l]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.
_{Credit: fallingforward}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of rainbowdash4l

(1/10)
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[servelle]

!LOLZ
!WINE
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! @servelle likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @servelle. _(4/5)

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[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[savvytester]

Looks like your !LOLZ token tipping command there didn't work, while your next attempt a minute after worked. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @amaari! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You distributed more than 50 upvotes. Your next target is to reach 100 upvotes.

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP}

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[savvytester]

You might want to burn your second !LOLZ for the LOLZ burner bot's latest post! 😏 !DIY

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @sylmarill! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(9/10)
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[savvytester]

After many hours of waiting, I can finally tip my first !LOLZ for the latest LOLZ burner post! 😎 !DIY

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(10/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the day! 😎

The more LOLZ entries, the more fun there would be for the winners! 😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandal
Elongate could be really drawn out.
_{Credit: mrhuman88}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.