LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/24/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/24/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-1-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 11-16-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-16-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 20 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@crazyphantombr	1	1
@pepetoken	2	2-3
@ironshield	1	4
@anonyvoter	1	5
@hivecurious	1	6
@holovision.cash	1	7
@irvet	1	8
@savvytester	2	9-10
@sylmarill	1	11
@yeckingo1	1	12
@amaari	2	13-14
@cursephantom	1	15
@iceledy	1	16
@henruc	1	17
@astym	1	18
@svanbo	2	19-20

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 14 which belongs to our lucky winner:

amaari

20 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@amaari,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZCongrats @amaari

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(8/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: rickonthemoun10
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(9/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ironshield]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[savvytester]

You dropped your !LOLZ under the latest LOLZ burner post just 3 minutes after it was posted. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@ironshield, I sent you an

[ironshield]

speedy! !BBH !LOLZ

_{via Inbox}

[savvytester]

Good thing you have that extra !LOLZ token to tip to the LOLZ burner bot's Hive account, so that you don't have to wait until the LOLZ token tipping count reset time (EST) to enter some LOLZ for the burner raffle. 😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@ironshield, I sent you an

[ironshield]

!LOLZ
!BBH

_{via Inbox}

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.
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$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

I would still prefer to enter 2 LOLZ right away for the LOLZ burner bot's latest post every time the daily LOLZ token tipping count resets and I haven't already dropped 2 LOLZ tokens under the latest burner post. 🤔 That way, I won't forget in case the burner bot fails to publish for some time (more than a day). 😏

!HOPE !INDEED !DIY

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[bbhbot]

@ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH_(8/100)@savvytester! to your account on behalf of @ironshield.

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.
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$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[bbhbot]

@ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH_(1/100)@savvytester! to your account on behalf of @ironshield.

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[bbhbot]

@ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH_(29/100)@lolz.burner! to your account on behalf of @ironshield.

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[savvytester]

!HOPE that the LOLZ burner bot publishes a burner post just after the reset of the LOLZ token tipping count (EST) so that I can drop 2 LOLZ immediately without waiting for the tipping count reset. 🤗😅 !PIZZA !DIY

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/10)
amaari tipped lolz.burner
savvytester tipped lolz.burner @svanbo tipped @lolz.burner

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo
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$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[bbhbot]

@pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH_(1/100)@lolz.burner! to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

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[amaari]

Thank you so much for the !LOLZ! ❤️

!LUV ❤️
!PIZZA 🍕 @amaari

[luvshares]

_(2/5) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @amaari

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.
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$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which is faster
hot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(3/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[fjworld]

Thank you very much.

May Positive pepEntropy be with you.I'm having a !MEME of a #FUN time.

!LOLZ

[meme.bot]

Credit: antisocialist
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: megareigns
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[slothlydoesit]

!LOLZ always forget about this

[savvytester]

!HOPE you don't forget to enter at least 1 LOLZ (better if 2) everyday on the LOLZ burner bot's latest post! 🤗 !DIY

[slothlydoesit]

Already in the next one! Good luck to you too!
!BBH

[savvytester]

I wait until the reset of the LOLZ token tipping count (which happens at UTC +4 or Eastern Standard Time) before I drop 2 !LOLZ on the latest LOLZ burner post. 😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't know why I can't fit this upside boat on my head
It is clearly capsized.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(10/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@slothlydoesit, I sent you an

[slothlydoesit]

I assumed when the post was live the tips would've been reset, I'll need to check my entries were valid today then !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

You can have as many as 4 !LOLZ entries on any given LOLZ burner post if the LOLZ burner bot publishes a burner post daily. 🤔

You can have even as many as 14 entries on a post if the bot doesn't publish a post for 7 consecutive days. 🤯😅

!HOPE !INDEED !DIY

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[bbhbot]

@slothlydoesit likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH_(3/5)@savvytester! to your account on behalf of @slothlydoesit.

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ah close enough
Mediocrates
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$LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[slothlydoesit]

Sloth and steady wins the !LOLZ

!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[bbhbot]

@slothlydoesit likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH_(2/5)@lolz.burner! to your account on behalf of @slothlydoesit.

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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the LOLZ burner bot's latest post! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

If every participant drops 2 !LOLZ per day for the LOLZ burner bot's burner raffles, then every winner gets more LOLZ than usual. 🤔😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an