LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/26/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/26/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-3-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 11-18-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-18-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@pepetoken	2	1-2
@ironshield	1	3
@yeckingo1	1	4
@manuvert	1	5
@anonyvoter	1	6
@holovision.cash	1	7
@hivecurious	1	8
@henruc	1	9
@slothlydoesit	2	10-11
@crazyphantombr	2	12-13
@middle-earthling	2	14-15
@sylmarill	1	16
@savvytester	3	17-19
@amaari	2	20-21
@iceledy	1	22
@cursephantom	1	23
@astramar	1	24
@astym	1	25
@irvet	1	26
@svanbo	1	27

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 22 which belongs to our lucky winner:

iceledy

27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@iceledy,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!CTP
!MEME
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @iceledy

[iceledy]

Thank you!
!HOPE
!DIY

[middle-earthling]

!DIY
!HOPE

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@middle-earthling just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @iceledy! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

No wonder everyone's attracted to the earths center
It is pretty hot
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: shaungerow
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@iceledy just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @middle-earthling! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[middle-earthling]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[slothlydoesit]

!LOLZ Let them burn!

This should be ticket number one right?

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

The answer to your question is yes. 🤓😎

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[slothlydoesit]

!LOLZ Here for a second!

[savvytester]

Good to see other LOLZ holders burn more than one LOLZ per day (for the LOLZ burner bot)! 😎 !HOPE !INDEED !DIY

[slothlydoesit]

More lolz burned more defi rewards for sloth! I mean, for all 😆 !LOLZ !BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

You might want to "raise a sloth army" to burn a lot of LOLZ everyday for the LOLZ token burner bot! 🤔🦥🦥🦥😎😏 !WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[bbhbot]

@slothlydoesit likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH_(4/5)@savvytester! to your account on behalf of @slothlydoesit.

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

Need to wait for UTC -5 again before I can drop my 2 LOLZ for the LOLZ burner bot's latest burner post. 🤔🤯😅 !WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ah close enough
Mediocrates
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

You might want to burn more !LOLZ for the LOLZ burner bot's latest post! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@sylmarill, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @sylmarill! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Good to know that I have 3 raffle entries for the !LOLZ burner bot's burner post yesterday. 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎

Hope that my 3 raffle entries for today doesn't mean 1 less entry on any of the LOLZ burner raffles for the next several days! 😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
_{Credit: thales7}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[bbhbot]

@edgerik likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH_(10/50)@lolz.burner! to your account on behalf of @edgerik.

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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ah close enough
Mediocrates
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

Thank you!
!LUV
!HOPE

[luvshares]

_(2/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @iceledy

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !LUV

[luvshares]

_(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @svanbo

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[lolz.pimp]

lolztoken.com

YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/10) @svanbo tipped @lolz.burner

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !INDEED !WEIRD

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(3/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[ctpbot]

@middle-earthling, sorry! You need more $CTP to use this command.

The minimum requirement is 50.0 CTP balance.

More $CTP is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex