LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/11/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/11/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-18-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 12-3-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-3-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@pepetoken	2	1-2
@ironshield	1	3
@yeckingo1	1	4
@manuvert	1	5
@anonyvoter	1	6
@holovision.cash	1	7
@hivecurious	1	8
@henruc	1	9
@slothlydoesit	2	10-11
@crazyphantombr	2	12-13
@middle-earthling	2	14-15
@sylmarill	1	16
@savvytester	3	17-19
@amaari	2	20-21
@iceledy	1	22
@cursephantom	1	23
@astramar	1	24
@astym	1	25
@irvet	1	26
@svanbo	1	27

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 16 which belongs to our lucky winner:

sylmarill

27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@sylmarill,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does a tiger find his favorite song on Apple Music?
He uses their algrrrythm
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @sylmarill

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: antisocialist
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's the first comment under the latest !LOLZ burner post! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

I wonder who will win the next 27 !LOLZ tomorrow (most likely UTC +9) among the 20 Hive users listed above. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[servelle]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[bbhbot]

@servelle likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH_(1/5)@lolz.burner! to your account on behalf of @servelle.

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[servelle]

!LOLZ
!WINE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[slothlydoesit]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did anyone hear the rumor about butter?
Don’t worry I won’t spread it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[slothlydoesit]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(3/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[sylmarill]

thank you! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !INDEED !WEIRD

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[bbhbot]

@pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH_(3/100)@lolz.burner! to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

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[dubble]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of dubble

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[dubble]

!LOLZ
!PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of dubble

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
svanbo tipped savvytester
_(3/10)
dubble tipped lolz.burner @savvytester tipped @svanbo (x3)

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!
_{Credit: ifiwasfrank}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
It's a little meteor
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

All the time I'm making 2 !LOLZ comments and the last days I've seen that I only have got 1 ticket.... !WEIRD

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Yes, it's because the !LOLZ burner raffle participants and their respective ticket numbers haven't changed since November 25, 2024 (UTC). 🤯😅 !DIY

[svanbo]

What do you mean? Even though we burn 2 LOLZ we get only 1 ticket since 25th November? !wine !PIZZA

[savvytester]

I mean that whatever the list of participants and their ticket number(s) on the 25th of November (UTC) this year were, it remained the same until yesterday (also UTC) due to the !LOLZ burner bot not working properly. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@svanbo, I sent you an

[svanbo]

oh again it isn't working properly?! !WEIRD !wine !DIY

[savvytester]

What the problem practically means is that those who aren't on the list of participants have no chance to win until the !LOLZ burner bot finally gets fixed. 🤓🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@svanbo, I sent you an

[svanbo]

And are we on the list? !wine !INDEED ?

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@svanbo just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.
_{Credit: lobaobh}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Even if you get only 1 raffle entry no matter how many times you burn (or don't burn) LOLZ, I would recommend still burning 2 LOLZ per day for the LOLZ burner bot. 🤓

You likely won't be able to use up all the 10 LOLZ per day anyway, and the LOLZ burner bot may finally "break free" from the "27 LOLZ reward per day" routine on any day. 🤯😅

[svanbo]

Ah ok, here's the answer on my question already !LOL !wine !LUV

[savvytester]

I wonder if you mean your "question on another comment", since I read your parent comment and saw nothing but two (successful) token tipping commands there. 🤔🤯😅 !WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

[luvshares]

_(3/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@savvytester, @svanbo

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[svanbo]

I don't nderstand what you mean with breaking free and how that would be triggered by burning 2 LOLZ instead of 1... !wine !DIY !LUV

[luvshares]

_(2/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@savvytester, @svanbo

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[savvytester]

What I meant with "breaking free" was that the !LOLZ burner bot has been stuck with the same set of participants, ticket numbers, and the 27 LOLZ reward for 22 days, so the LOLZ you burn for the burner project per day won't matter (as of now). 🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@svanbo, I sent you an

[svanbo]

oh I see !wine !WEIRD !DIY

[savvytester]

Your WINEX token tipping command there almost would not have worked, since the WINEX bot doesn't tip posts or comments older than 72 hours, and my previous comment was already more than 70 hours old when you tried to tip WINEX there. 🤔🤯😅 !WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

[svanbo]

That's why I'm always tipping !wine at comments from "3 days ago"... !DIY !LUV

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@svanbo just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@svanbo just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@svanbo just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an