LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/12/2023

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/12/2023

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-19-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 12-4-2023

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-4-2023.

Your support helped build today's prize of 35 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@holovision.cash	1	1
@servelle	2	2-3
@cursephantom	1	4
@qumao	1	5
@eolianpariah2	1	6
@astramar	1	7
@arpuch	1	8
@phanty	2	9-10
@savvytester	3	11-13
@nomaddreamer	1	14
@efmm	1	15
@manuvert	1	16
@middle-earthling	1	17
@edgerik	1	18
@hivecurious	1	19
@henruc	1	20
@sylmarill	1	21
@vaynard86	1	22
@esbat	1	23
@astym	1	24
@fantagira7	1	25
@pepe-cash	1	26
@svanbo	2	27-28
@amaari	2	29-30
@daddydog	1	31
@baburamg	1	32
@ieronimus	1	33
@cryptovisitor	1	34
@cryptomeme	1	35

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 32 which belongs to our lucky winner:

baburamg

35 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@baburamg,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 11}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: burn-cent
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[nomaddreamer]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[svanbo]

I'm in for the next round !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[arpuch]

!LOLZ !PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 8}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ
!PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 2}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(3/8)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[arpuch]

!LOLZ !PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 7}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[lolz.pgm]

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Hotel receptionists are creepy.
They spend all day checking people out.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[eolianpariah2]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.

You can get more $LOLZ on HE.@eolianpariah2, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 0.0 LOLZ.

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[qumao]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[baburamg]

Thank You so much Team
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of baburamg

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You got more than 2500 replies. Your next target is to reach 2750 replies.

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP}

Check out our last posts:

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[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !LUV! 😏

[luvshares]

_(5/10)@savvytester sent you LUV 🙂

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[eolianpariah2]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of eolianpariah2

(1/1)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Great job!
!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.
_{Credit: dksart}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

Please add me again

!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Funny DayCongrats @baburamg @middle-earthling ☕🍕🍺

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: ybf
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Can February march?
No, but April may.
_{Credit: bitpizza}
$LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
_{Credit: benthomaswwd}
$LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[daddydog]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of daddydog

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

There are II kinds of people
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[pepe-cash]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepe-cash

(1/2)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[pepe-cash]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How often should you tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepe-cash

(2/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.
_{Credit: bulldog-joy}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(9/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an