LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/14/2023

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/14/2023

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-21-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 12-6-2023

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-6-2023.

Your support helped build today's prize of 29 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@phanty	2	1-2
@dewabrata	1	3
@daddydog	1	4
@arpuch	1	5
@nomaddreamer	1	6
@manuvert	1	7
@efmm	2	8-9
@servelle	2	10-11
@henruc	1	12
@amaari	2	13-14
@edgerik	1	15
@crazyphantombr	1	16
@hivecurious	1	17
@cryptovisitor	1	18
@cursephantom	1	19
@svanbo	2	20-21
@holovision.cash	1	22
@iceledy	1	23
@astramar	1	24
@ieronimus	1	25
@baburamg	1	26
@qumao	1	27
@filosof103	1	28
@cryptomeme	1	29

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 3 which belongs to our lucky winner:

dewabrata

@dewabrata, 29 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[servelle]

One more
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry on this giveaway, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[lolz.pgm]

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[savvytester]

Here's the first comment on this post! 😎 !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[middle-earthling]

Please add me again
@middle-earthling
!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Fun Times

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[meme.bot]

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[svanbo]

Let's play !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(8/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[meme.bot]

Credit: ieronimus
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[qumao]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[cursephantom]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[arpuch]

!LOLZ !PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 6}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[arpuch]

!LOLZ !PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 5}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[baburamg]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of baburamg

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[nomaddreamer]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[crazyphantombr]

!lol one

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[crazyphantombr]

!lol two

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[dewabrata]

thank you very much
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of dewabrata

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ
!PGM

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 3}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[iceledy]

1LOLZ

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship
Or what the judge called a “restraining order”
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[speedtuning]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!
@speedtuning you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 2 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[eolianpariah2]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of eolianpariah2

(1/1)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[cryptomeme]

!lolz !meme

[meme.bot]

Credit: ieronimus
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!