LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/17/2023

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/17/2023

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-24-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 12-9-2023

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-9-2023.

Your support helped build today's prize of 40 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@astramar	1	1
@servelle	2	2-3
@rzc24-nftbbg	1	4
@arlenec2021	1	5
@kopiko-blanca	2	6-7
@qumao	1	8
@iceledy	1	9
@henruc	1	10
@holovision.cash	1	11
@crazyphantombr	2	12-13
@middle-earthling	1	14
@arpuch	1	15
@savvytester	2	16-17
@dewabrata	1	18
@ieronimus	1	19
@efmm	2	20-21
@edgerik	1	22
@thebighigg	1	23
@sylmarill	1	24
@hivecurious	1	25
@manuvert	1	26
@r1s2g3	2	27-28
@phanty	2	29-30
@cursephantom	1	31
@yeckingo1	1	32
@vaynard86	1	33
@astym	1	34
@amaari	2	35-36
@svanbo	2	37-38
@cryptovisitor	1	39
@cryptomeme	1	40

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 8 which belongs to our lucky winner:

qumao

40 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@qumao,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[photo-curator]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of photo-curator

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If asbestos is really as bad as it is claimed...
...then I don't want to know how bad asworstos is.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did anyone hear the rumor about butter?
Don’t worry I won’t spread it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/2)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[thebighigg]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of thebighigg

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[photo-curator]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of photo-curator

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[fun.curator]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.curator

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[photo-curator]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of photo-curator

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

Another
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !PIZZA! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

[meme.bot]

Credit: ashiru
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 10}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an elepant who is the head of an Italian gang?
A masta-Don.
_{Credit: deanlogic}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
_{Credit: benthomaswwd}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[lolz.pgm]

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[crazyphantombr]

One !lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Two
!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you’re feeling paranoid...
You’re not alone.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Another !lol

[qumao]

Thank you!

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ
!PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 8}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(3/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[nomaddreamer]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[arpuch]

!LOLZ !PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[dewabrata]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of dewabrata

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[lolz.pgm]

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

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[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(3/5) @savvytester tipped @lolz.burner

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[lolz.pgm]

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[yeckingo1]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

Please add me again

!MEME
!LOLZ
!HH
!GIF Fun TimesCongrats @qumao @middle-earthling ☕🍕🍺

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[hhbot]

🚀 Henthusiast Tip Incoming! 🚀

Come back tomorrow or stake more $HHG. 😉
Wait! @middle-earthling doesn't have any more calls for today!

[svanbo]

Here we go again !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(6/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[r1s2g3]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of r1s2g3

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[r1s2g3]

!LOL again.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of r1s2g3

(6/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[hivebuzz]

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You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

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[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(8/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.
_{Credit: playbyhive}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[baburamg]

!LOLZ

[voltz-blag]

!LOL

[voltz-blag]

!LOL

[voltz-blag]

!LOL