LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/29/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/29/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-5-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 12-21-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-21-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 24 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@henruc	1	1
@servelle	2	2-3
@anonyvoter	1	4
@crazyphantombr	2	5-6
@yeckingo1	1	7
@manuvert	1	8
@middle-earthling	2	9-10
@andy-vibes	2	11-12
@irvet	1	13
@edgerik	1	14
@pepetoken	2	15-16
@amaari	2	17-18
@holovision.cash	1	19
@astramar	1	20
@svanbo	2	21-22
@iceledy	1	23
@astym	1	24

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 5 which belongs to our lucky winner:

crazyphantombr

@crazyphantombr, 24 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[middle-earthling]

Please add me for the draw - @middle-earthling
Congrats @crazyphantombr
!MEME
!LOLZ

[meme.bot]

Credit: amigoponc
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[meme.bot]

Credit: fun.miner
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[savvytester]

You might want to drop more than 1 !LOLZ token per day for the LOLZ burner bot, especially since you can tip LOLZ 10 times a day. 🤔😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
_{Credit: dyson-the-booper}
@sylmarill, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @sylmarill! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[savvytester]

Burning more than 1 !LOLZ per day is more fun, and gives the winner more LOLZ tokens as prize! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@cursephantom, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[cursephantom]

I just want to keep it fair !LOLZ

[savvytester]

I think it's also fair to have (practically) twice the raffle entries when burning twice the !LOLZ, and the LOLZ prize increases too. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandal
Elongate could be really drawn out.
_{Credit: mrhuman88}
@cursephantom, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(9/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[cursephantom]

Well, different person = different concept = different way of thinking 🤣
!LOLZ

[savvytester]

Okay. 😏 I just think that any form of participation that does not violate the rules of the giveaway (or try to circumvent such rules) is fair. 🧘‍♂️😅

!LOLZ !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@cursephantom, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)
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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @cursephantom! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @cursephantom! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @cursephantom! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[savvytester]

Hope that the !LOLZ reward for the next winners reach at least 30 tokens! 😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[irvet]

!lolz
!meme

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
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[meme.bot]

Credit: rickonthemoun10
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[andy-vibes]

!LOLZ 💪

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[andy-vibes]

Another !LOLZ Token for Today's burn contest ....

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[crazyphantombr]

Winner winner chiken dinner
!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[crazyphantombr]

Another one !lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.
_{Credit: adedayoolumide}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[edgerik]

Great

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
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[ironshield]

!LOLZ !BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. _(30/100)

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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[hivebuzz]

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You distributed more than 200 upvotes. Your next target is to reach 300 upvotes.

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[sylmarill]

one more !LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[akiraymd]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(6/6)
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[nastyforce]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz !BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! @cryptovisitor likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @cryptovisitor. _(1/1)

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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.
_{Credit: vcclothing}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
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[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
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[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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