LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/30/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/30/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-6-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 12-22-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-22-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@servelle	2	1-2
@manuvert	1	3
@astramar	1	4
@yeckingo1	1	5
@lumpiadobo	1	6
@slothlydoesit	2	7-8
@andy-vibes	1	9
@pepetoken	2	10-11
@middle-earthling	2	12-13
@henruc	1	14
@holovision.cash	1	15
@edgerik	1	16
@anonyvoter	1	17
@amaari	2	18-19
@akiraymd	2	20-21
@irvet	1	22
@savvytester	2	23-24
@astym	1	25
@svanbo	2	26-27
@iceledy	1	28

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 21 which belongs to our lucky winner:

akiraymd

@akiraymd, 28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

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Check out our last posts:

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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[andy-vibes]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[ironshield]

!LOLZ !BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. _(9/100)

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[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[slothlydoesit]

Oh is the bot actually working now, seems i don't have an entry for this raffle! I guess i need to be more proactive at !LOLZ ing again!

Let's hope the bot is also starting some real burns?

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[savvytester]

Let's tag @captaincryptic so that we would know what he would do with the 7,400+ !LOLZ tokens currently on the LOLZ burner bot's #HiveEngine wallet. 😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

There is a autopsy convention starts this week.
Friday is open Mike night.
_{Credit: reddit}
@slothlydoesit, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[captaincryptic]

I have an idea ... let's burn (most) of them! !lolz

After I figure out why the bots are down. Ugh...

[savvytester]

I just noticed that the LOLZ token tipping bot has been down for about 14 hours, so I kept tipping that today (UTC) before now. 🤯🤯😅 !WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @captaincryptic! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[slothlydoesit]

!lolz x2

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[lumpiadobo]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lumpiadobo

(1/1)
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[nastyforce]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.
_{Credit: bulldog-joy}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
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[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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[savvytester]

The 7,485 !LOLZ tokens so far on the LOLZ burner bot's #HiveEngine wallet should either be awarded to the participants, or burned (leaving only 7 days' worth of LOLZ tokens for prizes). 🤔🤓 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[diyhub]

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

[edgerik]

Yes.

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[captaincryptic]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of captaincryptic

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.