LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/11/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/11/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-18-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 2-3-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 2-3-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 35 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@sylmarill	1	1
@crazyphantombr	2	2-3
@servelle	2	4-5
@rainbowdash4l	1	6
@henruc	1	7
@yeckingo1	1	8
@subidu	1	9
@fjworld	1	10
@efmm	2	11-12
@astramar	2	13-14
@hatdogsensei	1	15
@andy-vibes	1	16
@manuvert	1	17
@edgerik	1	18
@holovision.cash	1	19
@lumpiadobo	1	20
@nastyforce	1	21
@amaari	2	22-23
@anonyvoter	1	24
@zionic.leo	2	25-26
@savvytester	2	27-28
@irvet	2	29-30
@akiraymd	1	31
@astym	1	32
@svanbo	2	33-34
@pepetoken	1	35

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 26 which belongs to our lucky winner:

zionic.leo

35 $LOLZ has been sent to [e-mail],

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[savvytester]

Good to see @zionic.leo burning 2 !LOLZ per day and winning today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Your interest is much appreciated !LOL 🙃

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(5/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

!HOPE you continue to burn 2 LOLZ everyday for on the LOLZ burner raffle project! 🤗😏 !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(6/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @savvytester

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @zionic.leo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[rainbowdash4l]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of rainbowdash4l

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @zionic.leo

[meme.bot]

Credit: ybf
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[zionic.leo]

Thanks !LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(4/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@middle-earthling, I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[crazyphantombr]

Do your best
!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Looks like you wish for the LOLZ burner bot to do its best (regarding the burning of LOLZ tokens as well as awarding participants). 🤔😅 !LUV !HUG !DIY

[luvshares]

_(3/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@crazyphantombr, @savvytester

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Nice to see you drop 2 LOLZ for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(4/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@astym, @savvytester

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @astym! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.
_{Credit: minopoly}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Can February march?
No, but April may.
_{Credit: bitpizza}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[hatdogsensei]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of hatdogsensei

(1/1)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar
_{Credit: playbyhive}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[lumpiadobo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of lumpiadobo

(1/1)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

I'm happy to of won the draw this time !LOLZ

Many thanks 👍

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ 2nd entry for Tuesday.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! Your post has been a top performer on the Hive blockchain and you have been rewarded with this rare badge

Post with the most comments of the day.

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[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(9/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(8/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(3/5) @savvytester tipped @astym

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an