LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/18/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/18/2025

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-25-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 2-10-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 2-10-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 41 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@logen9f	2	1-2
@servelle	2	3-4
@thatcryptodave	1	5
@astym	2	6-7
@irvet	2	8-9
@sylmarill	2	10-11
@yeckingo1	2	12-13
@akiraymd	1	14
@fjworld	1	15
@ieronimus	2	16-17
@savvytester	2	18-19
@efmm	2	20-21
@astramar	2	22-23
@henruc	1	24
@cursephantom	1	25
@edgerik	1	26
@middle-earthling	2	27-28
@manuvert	1	29
@iceledy	2	30-31
@subidu	1	32
@anonyvoter	1	33
@amaari	2	34-35
@zionic.leo	2	36-37
@holovision.cash	1	38
@svanbo	2	39-40
@pepetoken	1	41

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 40 which belongs to our lucky winner:

svanbo

41 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@svanbo,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's the first comment under the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

!LOLZ
!BBH
!INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[logen9f]

!LOLZ
!PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
logen9f tipped lolz.burner
_(2/10) @svanbo tipped @savvyplayer

[savvytester]

Hope that @svanbo (as well as his children @claudiavb and @mathiasvb) gets the time to join the !LOLZ burner raffle again! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.
_{Credit: dksart}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Hotel receptionists are creepy.
They spend all day checking people out.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

good day !LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

always here !lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[nastyforce]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

I'm going to rank higher again with these 37 extra !LOLZ !INDEED. @savvytester, where was this ranking again?...

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvyplayer]

A general LOLZ richlist can be found here, which is the one that we can use apart from the LOLZ farming/dividend bot in case it doesn't work properly. 🤯😅

You currently are at Rank 55 in terms of total LOLZ (both liquid and staked). 😎🤓

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
_{Credit: dksart}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvyplayer

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@svanbo, I sent you an

[svanbo]

Still 54 people with more !LOLZ than me?! !HUG !WEIRD

[savvyplayer]

They're not actually 54 people with more LOLZ tokens than you on the LOLZ richlist, because some of them are from the LOLZ project itself (such as @lolzbot, @lolztoken, @lolz.devs, and the LOLZ project founder and operator no other than @captaincryptic). 🤓😏 !WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE !DIY

[svanbo]

So that makes about 50 richer !LOLZ savers? I guess @savvytester is somewhere round there too? lol !wine

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvyplayer, I sent you an

[savvyplayer]

I don't think that you would be able to climb the LOLZ leaderboard (even to Top 54 which is just above you) from receiving !LOLZ token tips alone. 🤯 You need to stake some LOLZ too. 💸😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvyplayer

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@svanbo, I sent you an

[svanbo]

I've got almost 4000 !LOLZ staked as well... !wine
Can't I copy a snip in Engage?

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvyplayer just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

I'm at Top 111 on the !LOLZ richlist. 😎😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@svanbo, I sent you an

[svanbo]

Not bad, !LOL !wine

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I’ve been told crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet
but I’ve never seen one with more than four.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@savvyplayer, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvyplayer just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[captaincryptic]

Hey, just saw this ... what do you mean it isn't working?

[savvyplayer]

Thanks for noticing the mistake! 😅 I edited my previous comment to make it accurate. 🤓 I accidentally looked at the @lolztoken posts instead of @lolzbot. 😆 !WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE !DIY

[lolztoken]

No problem, thanks for helping to keep us on track. !lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@savvyplayer, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvyplayer just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @captaincryptic! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvyplayer just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @svanbo

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: ashiru
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(6/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[thatcryptodave]

!LOLZ !BBH !LUV

[luvshares]

_(1/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @thatcryptodave

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of thatcryptodave

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ Number.1

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ Number.2

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
_{Credit: dksart}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(4/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ