LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/2/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/2/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-9-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-25-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-25-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 42 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@cursephantom	1	1
@akiraymd	1	2
@logen9f	2	3-4
@slothlydoesit	2	5-6
@savvytester	2	7-8
@irvet	2	9-10
@sylmarill	1	11
@fun.farms	2	12-13
@yeckingo1	2	14-15
@andy-vibes	1	16
@amaari	2	17-18
@fjworld	1	19
@crazyphantombr	2	20-21
@alohaed	1	22
@efmm	2	23-24
@subidu	1	25
@edgerik	1	26
@middle-earthling	2	27-28
@manuvert	2	29-30
@thatcryptodave	1	31
@ironshield	2	32-33
@henruc	1	34
@astramar	2	35-36
@astym	1	37
@iceledy	2	38-39
@anonyvoter	1	40
@holovision.cash	1	41
@imno	1	42

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 30 which belongs to our lucky winner:

manuvert

42 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@manuvert,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/6)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
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[thatcryptodave]

!LOLZ !BBH !PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of thatcryptodave

(1/10)
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[logen9f]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
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[logen9f]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.
_{Credit: blockchainerx}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wonder if glass coffins will become popular one day?
Remains to be seen.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)
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[andy-vibes]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
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[irvet]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)
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[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @manuvert

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: fun.miner
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[meme.bot]

Credit: tanzil2024
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
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[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(4/8)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

Wow, a third win in not so long, thanks so much!
!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Congrats !BBH

[manuvert]

Thanks!
!ALIVE
!PIZZA

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ / Second entry

[savvytester]

Good to see you drop 2 !LOLZ for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @zionic.leo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my !LOLZ entry for today! 😎 Since I forgot to drop my 2 LOLZ two days ago, I decided to enter 1 LOLZ on yesterday's post and 1 LOLZ on today's post. 😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(8/10)
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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[hivebuzz]

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You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

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[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.
_{Credit: manuvert}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/8)
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[nastyforce]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an