LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/23/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/23/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-2-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 2-15-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 2-15-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 34 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@logen9f	2	1-2
@henruc	1	3
@servelle	2	4-5
@holovision.cash	1	6
@crazyphantombr	2	7-8
@manuvert	2	9-10
@sylmarill	1	11
@yeckingo1	1	12
@cursephantom	1	13
@ieronimus	2	14-15
@fjworld	1	16
@anonyvoter	1	17
@irvet	2	18-19
@efmm	2	20-21
@nastyforce	2	22-23
@amaari	2	24-25
@edgerik	1	26
@savvytester	2	27-28
@astramar	2	29-30
@iceledy	2	31-32
@astym	2	33-34

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 30 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astramar

34 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@astramar,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[nastyforce]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!LUV

[luvshares]

_(1/5) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @astramar

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
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[astym]

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!MEME

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(4/8)
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[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[iceledy]

Enhorabuena!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/8)
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[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)

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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
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[logen9f]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
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[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!
_{Credit: ifiwasfrank}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!lolz z

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
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[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You got more than 13000 replies. Your next target is to reach 13500 replies.

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[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @astramar

[meme.bot]

Credit: ybf
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[meme.bot]

Credit: filosof103
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[astramar]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.
_{Credit: bulldog-joy}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(5/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@middle-earthling, I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Can February march?
No, but April may.
_{Credit: bitpizza}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
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[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!lolz

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Congratulations to @astramar for winning 34 !LOLZ! 🥳😎

Hope they burn 2 LOLZ again soon under the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post (as well as 2 LOLZ on the next raffle post). 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
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[astramar]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!LUV

[luvshares]

_(3/5) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@savvytester, @astramar

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(6/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@savvytester, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

Hope that @svanbo's children @claudiavb and @mathiasvb join the !LOLZ burner raffle again! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[astramar]

!LOLZ
!HUG
!DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do cats go for fun?
An a-mews-ment park
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@astramar just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an