LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/24/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/24/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-3-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 2-16-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 2-16-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 33 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@holovision.cash	1	1
@irvet	2	2-3
@cursephantom	1	4
@sylmarill	1	5
@servelle	2	6-7
@henruc	1	8
@crazyphantombr	2	9-10
@manuvert	1	11
@yeckingo1	2	12-13
@middle-earthling	2	14-15
@ieronimus	2	16-17
@akiraymd	1	18
@efmm	1	19
@edgerik	1	20
@thatcryptodave	1	21
@anonyvoter	1	22
@amaari	2	23-24
@svanbo	2	25-26
@nastyforce	1	27
@zionic.leo	1	28
@savvytester	2	29-30
@astym	1	31
@iceledy	2	32-33

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 24 which belongs to our lucky winner:

amaari

33 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@amaari,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @amaari

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!
_{Credit: hollowknightgod}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: epic-fail
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

	You distributed more than 500 upvotes. Your next target is to reach 600 upvotes.
	You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP}

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
Sigh. That's the story of my life.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[nastyforce]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

Thank you so much for the !LOLZ! ❤️
!LUV ❤️
!PIZZA 🍕

[luvshares]

_(2/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @amaari

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning 33 !LOLZ on the latest LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@amaari, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @amaari! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(2/15) @amaari tipped @lolz.burner

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Another !LOLZ to burn.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Hope that @svanbo and his children @claudiavb and @mathiasvb join the !LOLZ burner raffle again! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[thatcryptodave]

!LOLZ !BBH !LUV

[luvshares]

_(1/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @thatcryptodave

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of thatcryptodave

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(8/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an