LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/28/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/28/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-7-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 2-20-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 2-20-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 31 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@thatcryptodave	1	1
@logen9f	2	2-3
@servelle	2	4-5
@henruc	1	6
@cursephantom	1	7
@sylmarill	1	8
@yeckingo1	1	9
@fjworld	1	10
@ieronimus	2	11-12
@efmm	1	13
@irvet	2	14-15
@manuvert	1	16
@amaari	2	17-18
@anonyvoter	1	19
@crazyphantombr	1	20
@zionic.leo	2	21-22
@savvytester	2	23-24
@holovision.cash	1	25
@iceledy	2	26-27
@edgerik	1	28
@astramar	2	29-30
@astym	1	31

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 15 which belongs to our lucky winner:

irvet

31 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@irvet,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[logen9f]

!lolz
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A boy in school put his report card on the ceiling
He needed to get his grades up
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz
!PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/15)
logen9f tipped lolz.burner @thatcryptodave tipped @lolz.burner

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.
_{Credit: vaipraonde}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

Thank you very much 😊
!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning 31 !LOLZ on the most recent LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@irvet, I sent you an

[irvet]

Thank you very much 😊

[savvytester]

You also won 36 !LOLZ on the succeeding LOLZ burner raffle draw. 🥳😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@irvet, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @irvet! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @irvet! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

morning !LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
Because Donald ducked!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Good day to you too! 👋

Hope you burn your second !LOLZ today! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.
_{Credit: fallingforward}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(9/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@crazyphantombr, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[nastyforce]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Hope you can convince your children @claudiavb and @mathiasvb to join the !LOLZ burner raffle too (again)! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@svanbo, I sent you an

[svanbo]

They already lost interest in Hive. It's difficult to keep them focused to this on the long term. !WEIRD !STRIDE !wine

[savvytester]

I would assume that they get more interested over time in mainstream social media apps. 🤔🤯🤓😏 !LOLZ !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@svanbo, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the most recent LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(8/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

10 winners" of the !LOLZ burner raffle post that went on for about 6 months and was originally published on May 19, 2024. 🤔🤯😅 !DIYI wonder when @captaincryptic would award "

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(10/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[captaincryptic]

Soon! !lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of captaincryptic

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Since it's a one-time awarding, I think that you can performing the awarding of the 10 !LOLZ winners manually. 🤔🤓😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@captaincryptic, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @captaincryptic! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[atemuz24]

!lolz

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(7/10)
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[thatcryptodave]

!LOLZ !PIZZA !BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of thatcryptodave

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
_{Credit: gillianpearce}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
Sigh. That's the story of my life.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an