LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/3/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/3/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-10-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-26-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-26-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 37 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@sylmarill	1	1
@rainbowdash4l	1	2
@cursephantom	1	3
@slothlydoesit	2	4-5
@henruc	1	6
@andy-vibes	1	7
@yeckingo1	1	8
@akiraymd	1	9
@irvet	2	10-11
@hatdogsensei	1	12
@fjworld	1	13
@efmm	2	14-15
@astramar	2	16-17
@servelle	2	18-19
@nastyforce	1	20
@manuvert	2	21-22
@iceledy	2	23-24
@anonyvoter	1	25
@pepetoken	1	26
@astym	2	27-28
@edgerik	1	29
@savvytester	2	30-31
@holovision.cash	1	32
@amaari	2	33-34
@subidu	1	35
@svanbo	2	36-37

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 26 which belongs to our lucky winner:

pepetoken

37 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@pepetoken,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
Luckily I Noah guy.
_{Credit: happyme}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Burn !lol be free

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Burn !lol baby

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[rainbowdash4l]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.
_{Credit: minopoly}
$LOLZ on behalf of rainbowdash4l

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[savvytester]

!HOPE you drop your second LOLZ for every LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@iceledy, @savvytester

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @iceledy! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.
_{Credit: hhayweaver}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/8)
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[hatdogsensei]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of hatdogsensei

(1/1)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[andy-vibes]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[lumpiadobo]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of lumpiadobo

(1/1)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[nastyforce]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!
_{Credit: ifiwasfrank}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(2/8)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

1st entry: !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
Sigh. That's the story of my life.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

2nd entry !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm on a whiskey diet.
I've lost three days already.
_{Credit: gillianpearce}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Good to see that you continue to drop your second LOLZ for the LOLZ burner raffle posts everyday. 😎😏 !PIZZA !HUG !DIY

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @zionic.leo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

Congratulations for @pepetoken for winning 37 !LOLZ today! 🥳😎

Hope that the PEPE frog doesn't forget to drop 2 LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

Yeah! I forgot dis morning to come back.. ..hi go now! !LOLZ !BBH !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today's (UTC) LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(8/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an