LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/4/2024

in LOLZ's Fun House10 months ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/4/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-11-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 1-27-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-27-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 39 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 38 which belongs to our lucky winner:

irvet
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@irvet, 39 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Sort:  

!LOLZ

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

Credit: dksart
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Thank you @lolz.burner!
I wish everyone good luck!
!lolz

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?
Cantaloupe...

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/2)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Congratulations for winning 39 !LOLZ! 🥳

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

Credit: manuvert
@irvet, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Congrats @irvet
Please add me again
@middle-earthling ☕🍕🍺
!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Funny Pets

I don't know why I can't fit this upside boat on my head
It is clearly capsized.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 11

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Another
!LOLZ

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

Credit: benthomaswwd
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lol

Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !PIZZA! 😎

How do you genetically modify ducks?
Dump coca cola in the lake, because its quacktacular!!!!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(1/5) tipped @lolz.burner

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !PGM! 😎

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 2

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 😉

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ !PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 14

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ !PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 13

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOL
!PGM

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 9

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


!LOLZ

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!COFFEE
!PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 8

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


You just received 0.05 COFFEE! Good coffee my friend

number of commands left: 3

If you also want to send COFFEE buy them here on hive-engine

!lolz

An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

Credit: theabsolute
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of daddydog

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOL

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

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Check out our last posts:

Our Hive Power Delegations to the January PUM Winners
Feedback from the February Hive Power Up Day
Hive Power Up Month Challenge - January 2024 Winners List

!LOLZ

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz !meme

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM


YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.


You must be killin' it out here!
@lolz.pimp just slapped you with 10.000 PIMP, @cryptomeme.
You earned 10.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 3/4 possible people today.

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