LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/5/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/5/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-12-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-28-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-28-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 29 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@henruc	1	1
@akiraymd	1	2
@servelle	2	3-4
@crazyphantombr	2	5-6
@savvytester	2	7-8
@yeckingo1	1	9
@iceledy	2	10-11
@sylmarill	1	12
@subidu	1	13
@efmm	1	14
@manuvert	1	15
@hatdogsensei	1	16
@cryptovisitor	1	17
@astym	2	18-19
@anonyvoter	1	20
@amaari	2	21-22
@irvet	2	23-24
@holovision.cash	1	25
@edgerik	1	26
@lumpiadobo	1	27
@astramar	1	28
@pepetoken	1	29

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 9 which belongs to our lucky winner:

yeckingo1

29 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@yeckingo1,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.
_{Credit: lobaobh}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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[ironshield]

!BBH
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(1/10)
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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.
_{Credit: networkallstar}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[hatdogsensei]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of hatdogsensei

(1/1)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[rainbowdash4l]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of rainbowdash4l

(6/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
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[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)
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[lumpiadobo]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of lumpiadobo

(1/1)
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[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
_{Credit: benthomaswwd}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
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[zionic.leo]

Burn No.1 !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Burn No.2 !LOLZ

[savvytester]

If you ever forget to leave comments under a given LOLZ burner raffle post until the next post gets published, then I might see you type Burn No.3 !LOLZ and Burn No.4 !LOLZ. 😆😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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@zionic.leo, I sent you an

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

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[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @zionic.leo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If asbestos is really as bad as it is claimed...
...then I don't want to know how bad asworstos is.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today's burner post! 😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
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[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you genetically modify ducks?
Dump coca cola in the lake, because its quacktacular!!!!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @yeckingo1

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

You can never trust an artist
Theyre super sketchy
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: lolzbot
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
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[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.
_{Credit: playbyhive}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(5/10)
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[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(8/10)
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[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
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[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
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